shmoker

a shmoker is someone thats a ruster a duster they suck and they vape, smoke think they cool.

such a shmoker ill shuv yer nack up yer moms pussi.

by shmokey69 March 21, 2022

shmoker

shmoker means like bad and dog shit it just means ur fucking bad and stfu

ur such a shmoker buddy

by shmokey69 March 22, 2022

Shmuckery

The art of being a shmuck (not to be confused with schmuck, whose meaning is completely different). In modern times, it is generally used as a negative connotation, but it can be used as a neutral connotation as well. Its meaning is generally ambiguous, and most people who use the word can draw their own conclusions to what its meaning is.

My friend Darwin is going out with his other friends tonight. I hope they're not up to any shmuckery.

by The Shmuckinator April 14, 2022

shmuel

very deceitful. lying, cheating, stealing, betrayal, etc.

Brian: Did you see Jeremy's girlfriend cheated on him?

Henry: She's so shmuel.
Brian: On god.

by ShmuelFan420 April 28, 2022

Shmueling

Shmueling - The word comes from Shmuel from the Boy in the Striped Pajamas and it is the act of running awey from something.

(Playing apex legends)
person 1 - SHOOT THE GOD DAMN WRAITH!
person 2 - I CAN'T HE IS SHMUELING!
person 1 - OH SHIT ANOTHER SQUAD LETS SHMUEL OUT OF HERE

by Mi Kawk May 15, 2022

Pp shmuel

An insult to someone. It means they have a small dick. The word shmuel comes from the boy in the striped pajamas.

Yo move some pp shmuel

by Wokesvmcn23 June 29, 2018

Samwise Shmuel

Sexiest man on earth, Sams dick is easily 60metres whilst flaccid! Sam is definitely the bloke your girlfriend is just ‘friends’ with

Oh no! Samwise Shmuel has demolished my nans insides from sticking his tip in her pussy

by Phil Collins & Sons October 21, 2021