Shitcast

Just like a podcast, a shitcast is an online radio program, only the material in the said program is of low grade.

Jeff: Did you listen to the bobsled podcast yesterday?

John: Naw man, that shitcast is goin' downhill fast.

by Beefster April 17, 2009

Shitcastic

not fully understanding the idea of sarcasm... being shit at it

sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, as diarrhoea is the lowest form of shit

oh that was a good joke, boy your so SHITcastic

by Kenmaremassive December 9, 2012

shitastrophy

an accident which results in filling your pants full of crap.

Fred did not make it to the bathroom on time and had a shitastrophy

by steven barrett October 3, 2008

Shitblaster

When you launch feces at speeds of over 87 MPH from your rectum.

This is a known side-effect of having Taco Bell induced with 3 or more laxatives.

"Dude.. I turned into a complete shitblaster last night, I think I drowned someone.."

by grandmafetish June 26, 2015

shitbeat

1. Taking a dump, usually while using laptop
2. Access pornographic material
3. Beat

"Hey man, what are you doing in there?"

"Nothing"

"Are you shitbeating?"

"Yeah"

by Peter the shit beeter April 28, 2009

Shitastic

When something is so shitty, its kind of awesome at the same time. The same philosophy as "so bad, its good."

"Dude, that band was so bad, they were shitastic! I think I'll buy their CD just because they were so bad."

by 1loveBEARDS June 17, 2012

Shitastic

So fantastic, it is the shit.

That shirt is shitastic!

by Melissa Coultas January 28, 2007