shattered

The Australian, more specifically western suburbs of Victoria, expression of disappointment.

"I couldn't get tickets for that concert - shattered!"

by Glittercake August 26, 2008

The Ultimate North Star Dragon Fist of the Western Solar Havoc Wind Strike Fear Shattering Chestnut Punch

LenKu's ultimate move, in which the oppenent is hit with a firery uppercut and then ingulfed in a hurricane of flames, immobilizing them.

"Dude, is LenKu still trying to hit people with that ridiculous attack?"
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"That attack takes way to long to say...By the the time your done yelling it your to out of breath to actually do it."

by LenKu Amada May 10, 2004

Shatter Pussy

bmx riding man sluts who fuck as many girls as they can to become famous.

"Hey did you hear what Shatter Pussy is all about?"
"Yeah, duh i've been sleeping with kris with a k"

by ohioslut July 30, 2009

earth shattering shits

After ingesting your favorite rectum wrecker at Taco Bell, your colon screams out in a writhing pain, you then sprint to the nearest shit eater. You let out war cries of a legendary Spartan warrior and release a massive hot potato from within your poop shoot and it shatters not only the porcelain throne you are squatting on but also the core of the earth as well. Good job jack ass ya broke the earth.... I hope you are happy.

Yesterday I had Taco Bell and for the rest of my evening I had earth shattering shits.

by TSMSmurf October 20, 2015

Schattenwesen

shaht-ten-ves-en

A fake German loan word (cuz it was coined by an English-speaking American) that means a Shadow Person. It's a combo. of the German words Schatten (shadow) and Wesen (being). It was created to fit the pattern of names for spirits being German loan words.

I nearly shit my pants when I thought I saw a schattenwesen out the window, but it was just my brother.

by Talmidel July 4, 2008

Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.

Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.

by RJ Wells December 12, 2006

shattered

shattered to have consumed excessive amounts of alcohol

ian calling his mum to pick him up at 3am: hey ma! can you come and pick me up! im shattered!

by blossmmm January 23, 2005