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Turn of Shame

When you participate and win a street race, the car you were racing makes a turn on the next street without acknowledging your win with a thumbs up or anything of that kind.
I was going to race him again, but he made the turn of shame!
by Mish R3 May 1, 2012
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waddle of shame

The awkward pants-around-your-ankles shuffle you are forced to do when the last person didn't replace the toilet paper and the spares are far out of reach.
Curse you brother for forcing the waddle of shame upon me! Replace the toilet paper when you finish the roll!
by liliawhisper April 8, 2015
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Nut of shame

The ‘nut of shame’ is when someone deeply regrets having sex with someone, or beating their meat to someone/something
“I regret ever fucking Tiana ugly ass bro, even though the head was fire I definitely busted a nut of shame”

“At least you didn’t beat your meat to her on facetime. Definitely a nut a shame.”
by lulbaby.c May 1, 2019
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academic walk of shame

when you walk into class wearing the same clothes as the day before, evidently having spent the night cramming
cat was wearing that shirt when i left the library last night at 1am, typical academic walk of shame...
by mamothman October 13, 2010
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Pile of shame

That stack games you purchased but never got around to playing. They are a monument to consumerism and a constant reminder of just how lazy you are as a person.

"Pile" refers to ancient times where games were purchased in cardboard boxes you could lend friends and not virtual versions you can't.

Also stack of shame, shelf of shame
- Hey man, it's the Steam sale, everything 95% off!

- Oh great, more stuff to feed my pile of shame.
by LexMajor1 May 28, 2020
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Sprint of Shame

What occurs when women on the Maury Show hear the words "You are NOT the father".
After it was proven she was mistaken about paternity, she did the Sprint of Shame to Maury's backstage area.
by Eric Ogunbase August 5, 2007
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Car of Shame

A car sitting by itself in the bar parking lot the next morning.

Which means:
a. you got too wasted to drive or
b. you rode home with a "date"
c. you need to sneak back and pick it up before everyone sees it and knows what you did.
Tom: Hey, I need a favor.
Dave: Sure, what is it?
Tom: Just woke up and I need a ride to pick up my "car of shame" from the bar.
Dave: (Laughing) Be right there!
by BeezerKR December 5, 2009
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