a term used when a guy's dick is so small he can barely get it past the labia when having sex with a woman.
Girl 1: I heard John is fishing shallow.
Girl 2: Yeah, poor guy. Sally said he got a lot deeper with his finger.
Girl 2: Yeah, poor guy. Sally said he got a lot deeper with his finger.
by cybersavage December 09, 2013
by Walter Bones June 17, 2005
A shallow mind is someone who doesn't seek world-ending thoughts. Ideas of a category that would change every previous thought including the category itself as well as the previous ideas within the category.
That Shallow-Mind doesn't believe in game changers. There's layers upon layers of complexity each mind must come to on it's own. What's the point explaining it to a 2 year old if it's a 40 year old with the problem?
That person doesn't believe in world-ending thoughts, they don't realize the words I write might be like scripture to the right eyes. Ahh, but who's to believe in God? Well, each is to choose what is to god as unto themselves, thus, to the writer, he chose you as an audience.
That shallow-mind has never thought about how logic were his god and language his toolbox, and letting someone have their own version of what what you say means means what I say means many things to many people. And that's a blessing and a curse, but mostly someone else's problem.
That person doesn't believe in world-ending thoughts, they don't realize the words I write might be like scripture to the right eyes. Ahh, but who's to believe in God? Well, each is to choose what is to god as unto themselves, thus, to the writer, he chose you as an audience.
That shallow-mind has never thought about how logic were his god and language his toolbox, and letting someone have their own version of what what you say means means what I say means many things to many people. And that's a blessing and a curse, but mostly someone else's problem.
by WorldEndingThoughts August 21, 2018
someone from the shallow end of the gene pool. An idiot, a fucknut, moron etc. Someone whose parents should have gotten out of the gene pool.
by kookystill March 20, 2010
by Harrison school of the arts September 06, 2022
Derived from the movie "Shallow Hal". A label given to one who consistently overestimates the attractiveness of other people.
Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is smokin'"
Guy 2: "Did you see the buck teeth on that bitch?
Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Shut the fuck up shallow hal"
Guy 2: "Did you see the buck teeth on that bitch?
Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Shut the fuck up shallow hal"
by bohits January 28, 2004