“Dude I was getting a BJ from this chick, and my dick went so far down we were shallow chesting”
“Who the fuck are you?”
“Who the fuck are you?”
by Naltica December 16, 2020
Get the Shallow chesting mug.When someone sees the inner beauty of everyone because they know physical appearance can't be helped, but personality can. Due to this, they "see" people for who they really are. A beautiful person can remain beautiful looking to them, however if their personality is ugly, the person with Shallow Hal Goggles will not be interested.
Comes from the movie Shallow Hal, in which Hal is hypnotized to see people for who they are on the inside.
Compare and contrast beer goggles.
Comes from the movie Shallow Hal, in which Hal is hypnotized to see people for who they are on the inside.
Compare and contrast beer goggles.
Bob: Anthony turned down a date with the hot head cheerleader! Is he stupid?
Alice: No, he just has Shallow Hal Goggles. He's not interested in someone mean and bitchy.
Alice: No, he just has Shallow Hal Goggles. He's not interested in someone mean and bitchy.
by tendollarlameo July 25, 2011
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- a person who only believes what she sees or hears from inside the four corners of her room
- a person who thinks she know everything when in reality she only know a small part of everything
- a person who thinks she know everything when in reality she only know a small part of everything
by MrAndMrsN October 27, 2015
Get the shallow-minded mug.One who cannot see the beauty or attractiveness in anyone who does not fit "perfectly" in the "beautiful people" steriotype. A character flaw that causes one to judge another solely by unrealistic or perverted standards irregaurdless of the judged person's personality, abilities, character.
Julia is such a shallow hal, in college she was dismissive of who she considered the geekiest guy in america, she even told him he was useless: I wonder if she gets it now?
by justymin August 30, 2006
Get the shallow hal mug.A person, typically on the internet, that easily and hastily changes their political and/or religious beliefs depending on what is popular and fashionable at the time. The reason for the name is to point out that the people are both shallow for lacking any real beliefs and are able to oscillate to another belief, likely and/or eventually to another.
Many people that occupy the political sphere in online politics nowadays can be correctly labeled as shallow oscillators.
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Get the Shallow Cooch mug.A shallow mind is someone who doesn't seek world-ending thoughts. Ideas of a category that would change every previous thought including the category itself as well as the previous ideas within the category.
That Shallow-Mind doesn't believe in game changers. There's layers upon layers of complexity each mind must come to on it's own. What's the point explaining it to a 2 year old if it's a 40 year old with the problem?
That person doesn't believe in world-ending thoughts, they don't realize the words I write might be like scripture to the right eyes. Ahh, but who's to believe in God? Well, each is to choose what is to god as unto themselves, thus, to the writer, he chose you as an audience.
That shallow-mind has never thought about how logic were his god and language his toolbox, and letting someone have their own version of what what you say means means what I say means many things to many people. And that's a blessing and a curse, but mostly someone else's problem.
That person doesn't believe in world-ending thoughts, they don't realize the words I write might be like scripture to the right eyes. Ahh, but who's to believe in God? Well, each is to choose what is to god as unto themselves, thus, to the writer, he chose you as an audience.
That shallow-mind has never thought about how logic were his god and language his toolbox, and letting someone have their own version of what what you say means means what I say means many things to many people. And that's a blessing and a curse, but mostly someone else's problem.
by WorldEndingThoughts August 21, 2018
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