Selfish Benefits

When you call people your friends, when they're really not and you just use them to get what you want.

I used Sally for SELFISH BENEFITS.

by THE LULU November 29, 2010

selfish

a photo of something that was not meant to be a selfie but you could see part of their face

Jenny just took a selfish

by hayday_73 October 29, 2014

selfish

Caring all for oneself, such as one's own pleasures, wellbeing or advantage without regard for others.

Stoic hands someone a helping hand and someone comes in only helping itself, eating fine chocolates, wearing a tweed suit jacket, and using his own gold calculator, he's selfish!

by badmouth July 8, 2018

Selfish

A Man named FADI is more likely to be a Selfish Man !

Wow, Fadi’s are so selfish !

by Obeypocahontass November 24, 2019

Selfish Walrus

The act of being a selfish person, as compared to a walrus that happens to be selfish.

Damn you Willy, share your juice, damn selfish walrus.

by Coolstorybro6969699696 November 4, 2011

Dude selfish syndrome

When a guy doesn't want a girl he has intercourse with or had relations with to talk to anyone else. He will get mad, name calling. Threatening, and easily pissed off at you.

He called you a whore and blocked you Shelly. What the hell does he have "dude selfish syndrome?"

by Shelly Smith January 18, 2017

selfish music

When you play music at a very low volume so that you are the only one who can hear it.

"It's so quiet in the office! Are you listening to selfish music again?"

"Yep."

"Well, I don't want to work in silence. I'll turn on some of my own, too!"

by pricklypear2018 October 12, 2018