Selfish prick

A person who only cares about themselves and has no regard for others feelings, they go out of there way to make peoples lives difficult and shity.

Max Guuerzon is a selfish prick.

by Jdbdodnxhhdj July 8, 2020

selfie-absorbed

A person whose instagram and other social media photo galleries are filled with selfies - even including the full body mirror reflection ones. The annoying self absorbed people who chronicalize every mundane detail of their lives by posting selfies.

See exhibit A: Kim Kardashian's instagram/twitter
#selfie-absorbed

by The Cason-Point December 14, 2013

Selfie-steem

A mental condition in which one stares at their selfie too long, causing them to have low self esteem.

"The longer I look at my selfies, the uglier I get."
"That's exactly how I feel. I have extremely low selfie-steem."

by Gib$ter March 14, 2014

selfie-evident

When a picture selfie in and of itself tells the whole story so no caption or text is required. When your friend sends you a photo of him/herself in a situation that needs no further explanation.

I texted Rob to see how his night was going, when he responded with a pic, it was selfie-evident.

by urbanlino March 13, 2015

Selfie Sanchez

When your significant other is wise to your chocolate mustache moves and you have to stick a finger in your own ass then give her a mustache. Just to keep the element of surprise.

Guy: yeah so my lady knows when I am about to give her a dirty sanchez.

Buddy: well man once or twice is fine but 80 or 90 times is too many. She’s going to know it’s coming.

Guy: well I figured out a way around it I stuck a finger in my own ass then got her with it. And she didn’t even see it coming. I call it the selfie Sanchez.

Buddy: I love the way you guys keep the relationship fresh in the bedroom.

by Dhuff420 December 2, 2018

tele-selfie

Taking a selfie pic with a friend, or famous person, except the other person isn't there but only on the television in the background.

Mitchell took a tele-selfie with Rafael Nadal. Too bad Nadal was only on the television in the background.

A big deal among Illinois College grads.

by speedster February 21, 2014

lookaway selfie

1) The act of taking a picture of yourself and trying to make it look like someone else has photographed you in a candid, natural, un-posed moment.

2) Capturing yourself in a moment and making it look like someone other than yourself found your pose so interesting it had to be captured in a photograph.
3) Being your own paparazzi

The lookaway selfie she posted on Facebook is weird.

by Aspasia April 25, 2014