stumpy

n; A stumpy is a one who plays third base in softball but ironically enough has never gotten to third base himself.

There sat stumpy too afraid to take a lead so he sat on the base playing with his balls.

by PaulyShoresPosse-3 November 14, 2006

stumpy

A Stumpy is a short, fat, lazy man who loves sleeping in til 3PM. He usually watches somewhere around 5-6 hours of television a night with himself and his broken couch. A Stumpy also tells many fictional fables or stories.

I called my jobless friend a "Stumpy" because he was a fat and useless.

by ghjh April 15, 2006

stumpy

A short, fat, harry girl who people often mistake for a legless, male rat

Woah, is that a rat or a stumpy?

by BIZATCH MWAHAHHA June 26, 2003

Scummy

Street Slang for Drugs, particularly cocaine or crack cocaine and Marijuana. Use made popular by such artists as Rick Ross, Ace Hood, and other souther rappers.

The act of getting scummy involves alcohol and drug intoxication.

I look like money, I smell like money, I'm swaggin' one hundreds system full of that scummy.

I'm gettin that money, gotta keep them feinds comming, ya know i'm gettin' paid from tha dirty south scummy.

by WhoYouCantSee January 12, 2009

stumpy

A dick that is 2 times the size wide as it is long

Man, I don't know what the hell that thing was, looked like a stumpy

by joe blow November 12, 2002

scummy

When someone dosen't take a shower and is poor.

As in, they smell bad and never wash.

Their father is filthy, has long hair down to his ass, greasy, has 2 tooth and never takes a bath.

Scummy people usually live in Government housing units that the state pay for. Either that or a one room shit house made of cement with blue pool covers on the windows.

They share a bathroom with 50 other people in their apartment complex and the same with the shower, though they never use it.

Colin is really scummy. He makes me glad my father dosen't look like that.

by Big Bird! January 26, 2010

Slumpy

A poor young polar bear, who can only be saved with the use of FAP Energy. Hence the phrase, 'saving Slumpy.'

Time to save Slumpy!

by wrongowrong October 30, 2012