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line of scrumpage 

Similar to the line of scrimmage in football. It's an imaginary line that you have to get to (through dates, flowers, begging, etc.) before a girl well let you scrump her - aka fuck her.

It can also be the crossing into an area inside or outside that you go to fool around.
Billy: I've tried everything with Beth and she won't let me in there.
Fred: It's 4th and 20. You'll never make it to her line of scrumpage dude. Just punt her away.

Dave: Check out Dan and Steph walking away from the campfire together.
Tim: He's taking her into the dark. I can still see them, still see them...and they're gone.
Dave: They crossed the line of scrumpage.
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Scrapping 

The act of taking any item not nailed down, preferably items that can be sold at the scrap yard i.e. steel, aluminum, copper to make a living.
A good day of scrapping can get you a twenty dollar rock and a pack of cigarettes.

Deadbeat: Ma I'm locked up. Cops got me scrapping aluminum siding off a house.
Ma: Damn you! I told you not to call collect anymore from the jail! What jail you in?
Deadbeat: Ashtabula City. I was fixing to make $23.00 off that aluminum. I had $6.00 on me bastards took it for pay to stay.
Ma:Jackass!!
Deadbeat: Gotta go they putting me in a cell. Love ya.
Ma: Love you too.
Scrapping by CMBS6 January 12, 2008
minion, twerp, loser, someone lower that you
Hunter, from McC is such a scrumling it is ridiculous.
I CANT BELEIVE HUNTER CHEATED ON YOU 3 TIMES...what a scrumling!!
scrumling by yoyoyoho May 9, 2008

scraping the bottom of the barrel 

1. To get stuck with the very last pick or settle for something of extremely low quality.

2. Having run out of all other good ideas, to settle for an extremely low quality, crappy, or poor idea.
Did you hear about "The Smurfs"? Hollywood must really be scraping the bottom of the barrel with that movie.

screeping 

to screep; the act of creeping an individual (usually of the opposite sex) out, via superfluous, vulgar sexting at any point throughout the day, although often occurs at night when the screeper is horny and nobody else is around.
Brenden was screeping on Hayley between the hours of 1:00 and 2:30 am, asking her personal questions regarding her sexual preferences on the subject of chocolate syrup, whipped cream, and specific parts of the female reproductive system.
screeping by Billaured Nordlaw December 23, 2008

Shrumping 

When Donald Trump bangs you in the ass with a strap on while you’re dressed as a shrimp.
You’re gonna get a good shrumping tonight!

You better do your chores, or else you’ll get a shrumping!
Shrumping by Darth Danyis December 16, 2018

scrubling 

1.A young scrub.

2. A scrub, but worse.
Joe: OH MY GOD IM SO SCREWED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robert: Joe, you're such a scrubling.
scrubling by blargoness November 24, 2015