schwinged

To puke rainbows and be in the boughs of happiness and joy. Also to reel and cartwheel in that sensation of new-found love. Humping the happy unicorn of life.

"I met my lady for lunch today and was so "schwinged" by the love of my life, I forgot I was hungry. I just feasted on her beauty and the reassurance that we will be together forever."

by St. Blame October 2, 2012

schwaggered

A state of intoxication to the point where you have a one night stand and pass out prior to kicikng that individual out the house and wake up in the morning questioning whether or not you just slept with that...

I woke up this morning and saw what was layin next 2 me....all I can say is I was schwaggered last night

by Vanilla Queen September 21, 2013

schwiggs

(Noun): A man who has never received a handjob (aka an old-fashioned).

That poor schwiggs, he's really missing out.

by Raaaaaaaiiiiiiiddddddd August 11, 2014

schwagged

Exiled for being schwag; of poor character.

You don't have to worry about her around here. She's been schwagged.

by Bleached_blue September 5, 2016

Schnogget Ball

General insult, demeaning but usually in a humorous manner.

Chad: Yo, did you hear about Blake getting hoed by Babo?

Dean: Yeah, we've all been talking about that.

Chad: He is the biggest Schnogget Ball in Toombs County.

by KingRollerDerbyHeadAss March 8, 2017

Schwigg

Between a sip and a chugg. Officer asked girl in auto accident if she had been drinking the bottle of wine in the back seat of the car. She said I had a "schwigg"

Officer asked girl in auto accident if she had been drinking the bottle of wine in the back seat of the car. She said I had a schwigg

by Sea 12345 March 26, 2017

shigget

a made up swear word meaning; "A Grandma's Vagina'

Look at the gross soggy shigget

by IfItsNotTheDueD8ItsNotTheDoD8 October 13, 2017