knob schlober

A girl that will suck your dick without knowing the person

That hoe over there is a knob schlober

by bd_daddy69 April 21, 2019

Spanking the schlorgon

The act of beating infected horse pussy till fat pus leaks out of every crevice.

Yo dawg did you see ryan benton spanking the schlorgon

by Young pecker February 2, 2020

Glorp on my Schlorp

1. The act that causes one to garage.
2. The wettest, messiest head possible. Just the real gawk gawk. The sloppiest toppy. The most drooly, moist affair involving a penis since 1967. The real mouth porking 3000.

She glorp on my schlorp till I garage

by Desired_Garlic October 12, 2023

YouTube Schloob

A You Tube commenter who just whines about something related to the video or another comment, usually with poor spelling and grammar. They generally don't seem to get the point of the video or comment and go off on some minor issue they take offense with.

Did you see the comment from QrCF21? about that funny video:

"WELL maby your JUST living some were they dont have real ones i gess!!!"

What a YouTube Schloob.

by Mrpicasso February 18, 2009

schloob

shity lubrications that you get at walmart

that schloob was as sticky as syrup

by brady171 May 7, 2009

schlort

Schlort is the sound the colon and lower intestine make when a foot, fist, or other large object or appendage is forcefully inserted.

He buried his fist in my ass with a hearty schlort

by Vissago December 27, 2002

Schlorp

A conjunction of the words slut, chad, whore, and simp all put into one. It is the ultimate insult and at the exact same time, the most significant compliment in the world.

Toby (is hanging out and simping for a ton of girls)

Jaden: wow, there goes that massive schlorp

Gabe: yeah, man I don't get it. Why he got all them girls

Peyton: he just magnifies the intenche schlorpness to attract them all.

by G24601pwc August 27, 2020