Schlapper

The process in which you turn cell phone to vibrate, and shove the phone into your partner's rectum. Then proceed to "krazy glue" the rectum shut, and call the cell phone. Continue to stimulate the genitals while you ejaculate on the closed rectum.

That was a great schlapper...except, i lost my cell phone.

by Nick Lanier April 2, 2005

scouse schlepper

scouse scumbags who go robbing round !

that filthly scouse schlepper just robbed my phone!

by jordo the mofo June 20, 2011

schlated

To be totally and completely dissed.

Dogg, that girl treated you like a chump!! You got schlated.

by Randy, Paul, Scott, Stu & Chanucey January 28, 2005

schlopper

a dried up piece of gum

I hate it when I get schlopper on the bottom of my shoe. I don't like it when I find schlopper on the bottom of the tables at the diner.

by Diana Carol June 5, 2009

Schlampe

A woman who flaunts her self.

Jodie : Sabina you're such a SCHLAMPE!
Sabina: I get it from you my SCHLAMPE!

by jodilicious September 11, 2009

schlepped

when one becomes so hammered that they forget everything that happens.

last night i got so schlepped.
dude, i know. you kissed a dude.
wow. i cant remember that

by jdeere6 May 15, 2010

Schlepper

A bitch. The devil. An atheist

Wow that girl is a schlepper

by Unknownpersonokkk March 2, 2019