SPASM

Formerly known as SPAM. The SPASM is a contemporary emotion personified by the uncontrollable grimacing that results from receiving the first junk mail of the day...

Buddy: "Jeez, I thought you were gonna rattle off yer chair?!?!"
Victim: "Nah, I just got m'self a beef-jerky-viagra-kind-of-a-vibe..."
Buddy: "Any good?"
Victim: Er... Nope. Just' a lil' SPASM..."

by little-miss can't do wrong March 3, 2007

Sbasania

A small, invisible island somewhere in the Atlantic ocean. Sbasania is only visible to Sbasanian citizens, or descendants of a Sbasanian citizen. Inhabitants include Wumbo, such as the snorice; and Flying Giraffes.

The Sbasanian zoo is so awesome!!

Oh my Zeus, have you ever visited Sbasania?

by Mushroom Chalupa May 30, 2009

SASM

Slow Ass Spin Move
Iconically invented by Casey Dangerous, himself. It is the world's slowest spin move in the game of American Football. It's what you do to play mind tricks on the defender to think you're going to juke the hell out of them and they end up jumping the gun because the spin is so slow.

Casey just hit the SASM on that dude in the open field! He had no idea it was coming!

by ThaSmoothness February 7, 2017

Spasmoid

An absolutel Retard

Liam your a spasmoid

by Spasmoid69 October 21, 2019

spasmoid

When someone is being a spastic but spastic just doesn't feel right to say in the situation.

Example 1: Jesus Alex, you're such a spasmoid.
Example 2: OMG Alex, stop being a spasmoid.

by DarkExploit May 31, 2017

Chode Spasms

When a person with a chode is ready to cum or pee, there can be a block up. It is caused by the extreme width of the urethra, so it can not properly shoot the substances out. This causes a blockage, which leads to spasms, causing shooting pains in one's chode.

Ah, dude, last night my hoe gave me a hand job and i was about to cum and i got chode spasms. It hurt for days.

by The chode scientist January 8, 2009

Groin Spasm

An uncontrolable vibration or spasm of the groin forcing you to "spasm" your way towards the closest groin near you.A groin spasm is very highly contagious, and pain behind the testicles is sometimes felt. Whenever you see someone having a groin spasm, RUN. Groin spasms can be great sexual aids.

"Omg GET AWAY, thats guys having a GROIN SPASM!"

by Groinas Pubess October 22, 2006