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Saltine Cracker

A Saltine Cracker is a term for the Devil. A Saltine Cracker is White and is loaded with Salt... Ergo: Salt = "Meth", Cracker = "White Person", so when you put them together: Saltine Cracker = "Satan", as Satan uses Meth to brainwash all you honkeys!
As a command: Shut up Saltine Cracker. I told you before "GET OUT of My House, and leave them humans ALONE".

As a comment: "Mom, I don't like Saltine Crackers. You always give them to me with Chicken Noodle Soup, and it reminds me of being SICK!"
by Charlie(CLOVE)Love November 20, 2023
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Saltine Fever

Being attracted to white people. Symptoms include getting turned on by a live laugh love sign, pining after someone named McKenna, Kayleigh, Chad, or Hunter, and thinking toasted wonder bread with a thin spread of mayonnaise is an aphrodisiac. Alternatively called “Caucasian infatuation” or “flavor aversion”
1. “I’ve noticed Hector only dates girls named Megan. Why is that?”

“He’s got saltine fever, my dude.”

2. “Por qué se obsesiona tanto por las rubias?”

“Pues no sé wey, creo que tiene Saltine Fever.”
by stressed out yt girl September 23, 2021
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saltine

a person who doesn't talk and is extremely boring and doesn't show emotion, but somehow everyone loves them
That girl is such a saltine. How does she have a boyfriend?????
by thegadester February 26, 2017
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Saltine

A milder form of "Cracker".

Some folks take offense at the "C" word, and calling someone a "Saltine" gets the message across very well.
"Don't bother with that Saltine, he's as dumb as dirt."
by Skipdallas April 23, 2022
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unsalted saltine

a derogatory term for a stereotypical white person, especially for one who is lacking in culture, personality, or other identifying traits.
“My neighbor is literally an unsalted saltine- he said he was making something with ‘spicy peppers’ last night, but the only peppers he used were bell peppers.”
by CrispitySmuggity March 14, 2024
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Soggy Saltine

When you cum on an asshole and crush saltine crackers over it and proceed to eat it with a spoon
Bro did you get a taste of that soggy saltine?
by JDOWE October 25, 2017
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Saltine Bath

I went to Thailand and had a Saltine Bath with a hot chick.
by siberianshine May 2, 2020
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