shallowfatuation

1. a more complicated form for .. girlfriend + boyfriend in elementary school/secondary school
2. people who "think" they're in love , but they're only going out with someone because of a physical feature (boytoy or girltoy)
3. shallow - only cares about appearance
infatuation - a foolish attraction that only lasts for a while till either one realizes that they're sick of each other
4. FOOOOOOL

person 1 - " they were talking so much in class today , i bet they're gunna hook up soon "

person 2 - " AHAHAHAH like that even matters , who cares .. if they hook up , its just shallowfatuation , they'll break up sooner than you think "

person 1 - " typical hookup "

by yuiop. June 15, 2009

swallowing my children

When a girl eats/ drinks your cum

My girl was giving me head when I suddenly came in her mouth she swallowing my children

by Flyboy54 March 17, 2015

swallow a fart

The act of holding back a fart in a situation where letting go is not possible.

I was talking to my boss this morning and had to swallow a fart.

by Holdin1now February 9, 2017

Shell Swallow

Where a man stretches his foreskin around the head of another penis. The foreskin of the receiving end may or may not have foreskin. When absolutely sure that both parties have foreskin. It would be considered a sweater party.

My penis is so cold due to not having foreskin. Could you shell swallow me for warmth so that I may survive?

by Shell Swallower November 19, 2012

Food Shallow

When someone only eats from a small selection of food the person likes.

Person 1: Do you like bacon?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Do you like tomatoes?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Do you eat anything? You're so food shallow

by paper233 July 28, 2014

swallow his kids

When you swallow his cum

bro she swallow his kids

by Omg totally January 3, 2017

swallow babies

When a women or man swallows the cum jizz nut from a mans penis.

Get on ya knees and swallow babies.

by Nay8804 December 21, 2008