salad

the shit that is still in the rectum.

mixed food that is in it's final stage of digestion

by Adwo February 4, 2004

Salad

a term used to describe the ultimate alpha male pussy magnet

person1:i wish i got more hoes like you salad
salad:ah,nigga,don't hate me cause i'm beautiful,nigga. maybe if you got rid of that old 'yee yee ass haircut,' you'd get some bitches on yo dick. oh,better yet,maybe tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. nigga.

by emens oror July 28, 2019

Salad

Marijuana. Good Marijuana

Hey man, I just sat down with a bowl O'Salad, come on over!

by Captain Jackpot March 25, 2005

salad

When you moon somebody, and tuck your nuts and weiner between your legs when you do it.

"i just gave that passing car a salad"

by Tommy F. September 21, 2005

salad

A homosexual, effeminate, or pathetic individual. Linked to homosexual slur "fruit." Owing to the large amount of homosexuals or men appearing homosexual in New York City, the phrase "fruit salad" naturally followed. Simply "salad" was the next logical progression. Abbrev: "sally"

Jadakiss: "salad ass niggaz."
"Yo, that shirt is soo salad."

by rch April 28, 2005

Salad

A time in a man's life where things start to change, and life is never quite the same agian

AHH crap, i just got the Salad agian!

by SwissCheeseMan September 20, 2004

salad

The ashy substance left for the final hit in a nearly finished bowl of kind bud(usually in class pipes)

N, V, ADJ-Salad Adv-Salady

N. I made Scorpion hit the Salad in our bowl today.
V. Scorpion, please salad this hit, because I surely don't want it.
Adj. Ewww dude, don't smoke the salad bowl.
Adv. The hits Samson made us all take were salady.

by Gorilla April 22, 2004