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Sports nerds

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Sports nerds are people who have nothing to talk about other than sports. That is all they talk about. The only conversations they have with people are about sports.
Patricia-"The boys in this class are all sports nerds."
Lucy-"I know! All they talk about is football."
by Shane0229 October 22, 2013
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short shorts

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WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS?
we wear short shorts.
by soliloquy June 28, 2005
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Sports Penis

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When a man's shaft and balls become small and shriveled after participating in an athletic event. Just another great example of the adaptability of the male genitalia.
Guy 1: Dude I have some serious sports penis going on right now, my weiner is almost invisible.

Guy 2: Yeah man, that sucks. Hopefully no chicks see that, you would have to drown yourself in shame.
by stalegreen May 10, 2010
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snorting piglets

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an English term used when someone has done something stupid
Ben's shat himself he's snorting piglets
by pigeon pooper November 7, 2019
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The sound which emanates from a cat when they go to town on their own arse.
Beth: Jesus, what's that sound?
Ron: Sounds like a snortle from your cat. Damn, he's really going for it over there.
by Mr B. Johnson April 27, 2020
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Sports Donkey

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Someone that likes sports too much. Probably single and will have a gambling problem.
Barry's a Sports Donkey Nancy...do NOT go out with him again. He'll ruin your life.
by Lochlin Cross May 22, 2020
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thunder shorts

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Nickname for a prize winning fart champion who is so flatulent that the powerful gaseous rumbling nearly blows his shorts clean off.
We called him thunder shorts; he was truly the master blaster.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019
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