Mexicali-Ryu

Any martial art taught by a self-appointed grandmaster with little or no training in the traditional martial arts. The classes usually consist of lectures about how shitty other styles in the area are compared to the self-appointed grandmaster's style, followed by sparring sessions where the students are encouraged to beat the hell out of each other. Usually, the "dojo" will have a big sign out front that says "tae kwon do - karate" because the dumb shit self-appointed grandmaster doesn't know that Tae Kwon Do and Karate are mutually exclusive systems. Often the self-appointed grandmaster will offer a guaranteed black belt program, provided the student pays an exorbinant fee in advance.

Some Marine Corps boot camp washout guy opened a Mexicali-Ryu dojo down the street. I went in to check it out, and he wanted me to pay $1,500 up front for a guaranteed black belt in one year. I'd rather buy a black-belt on Ebay!

by Jackel in El Centro October 5, 2006

Henshin Ryu

Henshin is the Japanese word for Transformation and Ryu is the Japanese word for (Martial Arts) School. Putting those two together means - Transformation School.

Henshin Ryu is a school of Karate based in Kent.

by Henshin Ryu June 2, 2010

hiten mitsurugi ryu

The hiten mitsurugi ryu is a Ryu made by the 1st Seujiro Hiko to protect the weak from opression. It is a style that requires Shin Soku( God-like speed) and the will to live and nothing with guilt. The Amakakeru Ryu No hirameki is the succession technique.
The attacks from strongest to weakest.
Amakakeru Ryu No Hirameki
Kuzu Ryu Sen
Ryu Tsui sen Zan
So Ryu Sen
Ryu Kan Sen Kogarashi
Ryu Tsui sen
Ryu So sen Garami
Ryu So Sen
Ryu Kan Sen Arashi
Ryu Shou Sen
Ryu Kan Sen
Ryu Kan Sen Tsumuji

The Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu is taught by the Seuijiro Hiko's and is the ultimate style

by Comz May 1, 2004

niten ichi ryu

Niten Ichi Ryu also known as Nito Ryu (Japanese to English trans: the school of two swords) was a form of Kenjutsu (Japanese swordsmanship) created by the legendary sword-saint Musashi Miyamoto (birth name : Takezo Shinmen.)

The style is mostly noted for it's use of using two swords in harmony as one...one to parry, and the other to kill (ex.)

From what I understand of the style's history, Musashi was highly trained by his father in Juttejutsu (skill w/ a steel truncheon) in both standard Jutte, and the Manji-jutte (cross shaped truncheon.)

The jutte is a defensive/offensive tool that switches between the two at a blink....the precursor to the modern Sai used to Okinawan kobudo....

A lateral parry w/ a Shoto (short sword) with a counter cut using the Daito (long sword) is a classic example of Nito Ryu (aka Niten Ichi Ryu.)

by ryan @ mobilecomm April 27, 2006

Michael Ryu

He is a man with a large cock. 6.9 inches to be exact. Not to mention that he is an Asian so that's pretty fucking big. He is a sneaky little bastard that gets away with every bad word that he says. He can type really fast and is good at fortnite. He is very not used to being around girls which makes him act very weird and makes his 6.9-inch penis explodes. Last but not least, like every Asian, he is good at ping pong, but when he takes and L, I'd watch the fuck out.

Andrew: *beats Michael in ping pong* Michael Ryu: "Fuck!" "You are so gay, get a fucking life you faggot!" Teacher standing right behind him: "Andrew, why did you say such a thing?!" Michael Ryu: *In laughter turns around and his 6.9 inch dick slaps girl in the ass*, "oh shit, sorry you whore!"

by Richard Speed 4000 December 3, 2019

sho ryu

he is a mushroom man. plays fortnite very trash. not cool

sho ryu is trash at fortnite.

by S0.0 May 22, 2022

Amakakeru ryu no hirameki

The ougi (succession technique) of Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu. Basically a Battou Jutsu that surpasses Shin Soku (God Speed).

Hiko taught Kenshin Hiten Mitsirugi ryu in Kyoto for the battle against Mokoto Shishio.

by KawaiiAnime June 22, 2006