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Retail Stalking

When employees of a retail establishment constantly ask you every thirty seconds if you need help, when it is clear you don't.
Employee: HI! DO YOU NEED HELP FINDING ANYTHING TODAY?!
Customer: No, I'm okay, thanks.
Employee: OKAY, WELL LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANY HELP, ALRIGHT?
Customer: Thanks.
Employee #2: HI! DO YOU NEED HELP FINDING ANYTHING TODAY? HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT OUR 30% OFF SALE?!?!
Customer: On second thought, no, I suddenly lost any urge to buy anything.

... is a textbook example of Retail Stalking.
by Transformers3People0 April 23, 2011
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Retail Therapy

it really works! when a girl is bummed out about something, she can go shopping and it makes her feel so so much better
when i had a huge fight with my best friend and he made me really really sad. i asked my mom to take me for some retail therapy
i felt much better
by privacy April 11, 2007
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Refill

When you cry into your penis when having a wank and empty your load back into your eye.
My girlfriend is cheating on me again, I constantly feel the need for a refill
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Rofail

Leet Gamer: Wow dude you suck, rofail
Noob: stfu
by Junction, a town, ma October 21, 2008
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Refill Tag

A game played at a sit-down restaurant between the people dining and an unsuspecting waiter/waitress.

When said waiter/waitress goes to get a refill for you, the next person at your table downs their drink and asks for a refill when she gets back with the first refill.

Continue this pattern with the other people you are eating with.
example: Hey Justin, lets play refill tag! Finish your soda quick while she's getting my refill.
by bullsfan03 March 28, 2010
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retail investor

An investor who trades shares on an exchange through a third party, typically a brokerage firm with direct access to the market(s) ECN networks. This term is often used in a derogatory sense to describe various middle-of-the-road people who attempt to amass great wealth with little to no research beforehand, often resulting in the complete loss of their "invested" money.

Being a retail investor is not a sign of incompetence, however; there are many who are quite able and consistently beat indices and funds with their returns.
Noob trader: "Hey! This stock just fell 50%; there's gotta be a short squeeze soon! I'm buying!"

Experienced trader: "Don't be a retail investor, man!"

Experienced retail investor: "Bag holder would be a better phrase for that, buddy!"
by Alex Koik-Cestone January 2, 2009
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Retail Droid

A Retail Slave who has been assimilated by their store (like Star Trek's Borg)making them robotic and forcing them to do whatever bidding The Store commands. Retail Droid Assimilation is most commonly found in retail management.
The customer just called Jennifer a bitch and she smiled and said "Thank You." Dude, she's turned into a Retail Droid.
by Freeman Hall December 18, 2007
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