putter

(n.) and (v.)a rather viscous sample of fecal matter, in close resemblance to butter. Also used to "soften" the meaning of "shit"

"the dog left behind a perfectly formed putter in the yard next door"

-Adam

"She puttered right then and there; man-o-man was she embarassed"

-Eve

by Yelle-na April 26, 2009

Putler

Putin-Hiler = Putler. Name given to someone with an inferiority complex who likes to bully, but doesn’t realise the huge limitations to their own power

Putler was a right wanker invading Ukraine and lying to his people that he was on a “special military operation”.

by ElHodgo March 17, 2022

Putternani

Slutty women who put out for famous professional golfers.

1. The media is investigating all the "putternani" Tiger Woods has had this season.

2. Tiger Woods got a lot of putternani.

by Derek Villanueva December 8, 2009

putter monster

A badass guy who defies the laws of social interaction by not being able to properly laugh. Generally a pimp.

Man, Alistair really is a putter monster!

by Onion1246 March 19, 2011

putternut

Insult like idiot or klutz.

I just ran into a wall
You're such a putternut

by Peanutbutter May 25, 2012

Purtle

To be out of it or acting more calm/strangely than usual.

“Doesn’t she seem a little purtle today?”

by My friend wants me to do this July 22, 2018

putthemuthafuvkincandybarbackfoibeatyaassinthisgotdamnstore

what your mom says when you ask for candybar and you haven't been or she there to get a few things

Mom: "I said put it back"

You: "But Mom..."

Mom:" I said

putthemuthafuvkincandybarbackfoibeatyaassinthisgotdamnstore"

by rirenel June 19, 2019