Punte

A female teacher on the Marnix College (The Netherlands) in Ede. She's in her begin 30's and is known for her misspellings and extensive notes. Her profession is Geography.

Ms. Punte said we should learn page 83 until 105 about developing countries, plus the notes.

by Wolf of Darkness August 07, 2003

Punt

When someone says something stupid and you don't agree you just yell punt in there face to let them know that what they said has no meaning to you.

Wes says "Dude, i loved that movie Crossroads!"
Phil says "PUNT!"

Phil says "I kicked your ass racing!"
Wes says "PUNT!"

by Phil March 12, 2004

and punt

to abort something in the works, and do something different

im going to go home and tell my wife i went to a strip club...and punt

by markiewiczm September 07, 2007

and punt

Based on the saying in American football when a team fails on a third down conversion. In slang, 'and punt' is used as a segue in conversation. It's a way to change the topic of a conversation.

We've talked about this political fiasco long enough, so let me just say that politicians are lying two-faced doucebags...and punt!

by amerikanidle September 07, 2007

dick punt

When a guy is spooning his significant other and pushes them off the couch with their dick.

My girlfriend was being annoying so I dick punted her off the couch.

by DicKing May 20, 2016

muffed punt

When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.

I was like the New York Jets last night - muffed punt and the game was over.

by Puntmuffer September 18, 2017

cunt punt

verb:
the swift act of kicking a female in the crotch with enough force that the foot actually gets lodged in the cunt.

"Bitch, if you sleep with my man again, i will cunt punt you so hard they will have to dislodge my toenails from the roof of your mouth!"

by e-mo November 04, 2005