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bro-classified protocol

Rules and regulations concerning bro-havior in public especially around the females of the species
Real men don't out their bro, forcing said bro to divulge bro-classified protocol. Dick
by TacoMcDickcheese September 30, 2014
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Protocol 49

It's the most powerful protocol in Minecraft, and Herobrine's favorite tool against Undoomed.
Undoomed: I'm untouchable!

Herobrine: I'm about to end this man's whole career! (activates Protocol 49)
by Herobrine Richter June 10, 2019
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Greenie Protocol

Due to various sa reasons, Freshman (greenies) are left out of upper divisions.

Reasons may include Bias due to experience and Safety/Size liabilities
Freshman: Box is gonna be great this year
Freshman 2: We aren't allowed to play Box this year
Freshman: Great another death at the hands of a Greenie Protocol
by Wdzy August 9, 2019
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Porno Protocol

The plan set in motion when you back out a group chat by getting one other person to send porn/ nudity as a coverup for you leaving
Ethan initiate the porno protocol now!!!!
by YEETOMYMEATO January 19, 2020
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kyoto protocol

Some Italians, particularly in the region of Puglia, believe that this is a code word for a secret erotic Japanese practice.

It involves inserting large boluses of ice up one's anus. One by one.

As reference in the video of the famous singer, Caparezza.
- Last night me and my bae tried the kyoto protocol.

- dayum, you are brave. How much did the temperature drop by?
by beatrizzz November 11, 2020
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Protocol "YOLO"

Protocol "YOLO" Started as an inside joke on a Youtube Livestream from "TheRealCaw", Here after referenced as "Caw". Caw pledged to add Protocol "YOLO" to the NSA's security levels if he ever becomes president.
This is the current concept of Protocol "YOLO" written by Duncan van Vliet.
" Protocol "YOLO"; 1. Reschedule all class 1 drugs as legal. 2. All pharmacies are required to dump all their drugs to citizens within 2 hours(Especially cough syrup) 3.~Profit"
"Activate protocol "YOLO""~POTUS
"Yes mister President"~Head of NSA
by Flygon420 June 12, 2017
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barstool protocol

the type of discussion that usually takes place at a bar, when individuals argue over the use of the exact words each other has spoken rather than the concepts intended. often making small grammatical errors and the combination of alcohol a violent combination.
John: man, i totally just shat a brick!
Ben: thats literally not possible unless you ate bricks...
John: i mean, it was as hard as a rock and enormous
Ben: ok, well thats different, it certainly wasn't a brick though... look when your at the bar, you gotta understand that barstool protocol is 100% in effect...
by jackbauer October 11, 2012
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