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Ghost Protocol

When in a situation of heightened sensitivity e.g. at a new partner's apartment, a house party, unisex toilet with a queue etc. and you need to have a poo-poo, the act of timing the flush to coincide with the dump in order to minimise the presence of the offending matter within the confines of the room to effectively nil, thus maintaining the room's aromatic integrity.
"Last night's burrito caught up with me slap bang in the middle of brunch at the mother-in-law's, but I managed to initiate ghost protocol."
by Gavvygavgav July 12, 2017
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Protocol zebra

Quarantine procedures that you immediately implement when one of your friends, coworkers, or family members show signs of being sick. No sharing bowls, drinks, or-if you can help it-air.
“I’d usually share a hit off this bowl, but we are under protocol Zebra.”

“Sam coughed! Protocol Zebra! We are full Protocol Zebra.”
by Wizard_Orc February 20, 2019
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B.A.S protocol

Bitches Ain't Shit

When a homie has fallen for a female and only talks to her now, the boys must initiate B.A.S protocol and leave them alone together, this will make the fallen lad realize his mistake and come back to the boys. FDA tested and approved with a 100% success rate and 10/10 dentists recommend.
"Yo Dreagons simping for logan, it's time to initiate B.A.S protocol"

"Yes sir!"
by BallFondeler69 December 26, 2020
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Proctocologicalization

The process by which on 01/12/11 the lllinois politicians did a rearrangement of all the citizens of the former great state of Illinois rear entrance and orifices with the great tax hike long live the great depression two
Proctocologicalization via Obamacare

Proctocologicolization via the stimulus package which also paid $117 million to studythe affects of the sex change pill on rats Behaviour
by Thecrazyirishsoreassnutcase January 14, 2011
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prosocialtools.com

A website that provides free tools and guides for small business social media marketing.
There's a Free QR code generator on ProSocialTools.com
by TheWhipofIndianaJones June 12, 2012
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proctocoljustification

The process of information gathering because we want to give resonance reason & relevance to the FAKERY & BS(BULLSHIT) relayed by uneducated & unrelated Peoples claims regarding either a HISTORIC finding or EVOLUTIONARY finding ....
Fooling the Public & Society of a History Changing, Life Changing, Evolutionary Changing Subject .... Exploiting the UN PROVEN Facts of a Subject through the JUSTIFICATION of Convincing the Public/Society that sharing INFORMATION thru Suggestibility & info GATHERING through their own findings (& not revealing the true nature of how they came to such conclusions) suggesting that this information be it complete BULL SHIT is a necessary just to ALL SOCIETY for the GREATER GOOD of the FUTURE of a BELIEF SYSYEM !
The proctocoljustification of the findings of this Scientific Discovery & Resourced Information was necessary to reveal the true BULLSHIT of the process & the conclusion of these findings proves this info & process was proved a ruse to Deceive the Public into Universal Belief.
by chaos girl May 4, 2018
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The anti-Semitic conspiracy theory that Marv, Ken, and Steve control the world of sportscasting.
Protocol 1: There are no good Jewish Athletes except Sandy Koufax, and there are many Jewish sportscasters who continually give us nerdy statistics about sports on a daily basis. This shows that the Protocols of the Alberts of Zion is a real conspiracy that keeps gentiles from commenting on sports.
by ohiso.com October 13, 2006
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