When in a situation of heightened sensitivity e.g. at a new partner's apartment, a house party, unisex toilet with a queue etc. and you need to have a poo-poo, the act of timing the flush to coincide with the dump in order to minimise the presence of the offending matter within the confines of the room to effectively nil, thus maintaining the room's aromatic integrity.
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When a homie has fallen for a female and only talks to her now, the boys must initiate B.A.S protocol and leave them alone together, this will make the fallen lad realize his mistake and come back to the boys. FDA tested and approved with a 100% success rate and 10/10 dentists recommend.
When a homie has fallen for a female and only talks to her now, the boys must initiate B.A.S protocol and leave them alone together, this will make the fallen lad realize his mistake and come back to the boys. FDA tested and approved with a 100% success rate and 10/10 dentists recommend.
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