presence

I want a shoulder to lean on
same strength as mine
a tongue thatll speak sincerely
since really, sin's in me, sin's in you
but we exercise for a love that feels new
coz its worth it, the life, the time, the weight and the work
I want two lips to french kiss my soul
touch me inappropriately in places noones been before
someone with the audacity to like me
my monsters and saints

i want presence. i need presence.
I am a chemist, a physicist, a biologist

by Krkič February 29, 2020

Prasenjit

the most amazing and hardworking guy every. prasenjts are very muscular and good looking. they also tend to be very dedicated. they are the closest person you will find to perfect :D

OMG you have a perfect A+, you're insanely brolic, you play cricket like sachin, and you have perfect SRK hair!!! you're definitely a Prasenjit.

by Prasenjit's media :D January 1, 2012

Presence Rape

A ridiculous claim that many feminists make to try to arrest someone. The claim believes that "any male within 100 yards of you" is trying to rape you. Even if a guy walks past a woman messing around on his phone without paying any attention to the woman whatsoever, the woman can claim "presence rape." It suggests that any male who gets within even a few yards of a woman is deranged, dangerous, and must be jailed immediately. People with common sense ridicule this extreme claim. Unfortunately, common sense isn't entirely common.

Inmate 1: What did you get in for?
Inmate 2: I presence raped someone.
Inmate 1: What's that?
Inmate 2: (Shows this definition to Inmate 1.)
Inmate 1: I pity you.

Woman is sitting on a public park bench.
Man jogs past, listening to a song on his IPod.
Woman: PRESENCE RAPE! PRESENCE RAPE! HE PRESENCE RAPED ME! HE GOT WITHIN 5 YARDS OF ME!
Man is arrested and sentenced to 25 years in jail.

by TBTPlanet January 9, 2018

drop some presents down the chimney

to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop the kiddy's off at the pool, blast a dooky, bake a cake, take the browns to the superbowl, drop a deuce, drop a log, ect....

Yeah dude I'll be right there. Santa's gotta drop some presents down the chimney

by paranoya ding ding man January 21, 2009

Present Nazi

The person, at any gathering where wrapped gifts are exchanged, who vehemently insists on dictating the presentation and opening protocol of the gifts for all participants.

Don't invite her to the office gift swap, she's a Present Nazi, she'll nsist that we all open our gifts one at a time so everyone can see what everyone else got and from who. We'll be there for hours.......

by Moustache U Aquestion November 30, 2016

Promenade

A stroll or walk through a beautiful place

The married couple went through a park during a promenade.

by WassabiChild February 22, 2017

prosecutorial abuse

Illegal tactics used by unscrupulous attorneys in order to insure a conviction regardless of the guilt or innocence issue.

When the Bellingham} County Attorney learned the defendant was innocent he/she engaged in prosecutorial abuse by mental intimidation.

by @thedocwho2 February 16, 2019