Pricktard

Someone who believes that whatever they do is funny because they do something that makes someone laugh once and from then on believes that they are the only funny person in the world. Usually a massive prick and extremely contradictory. Epic gay.

“Why are you a pricktard bro?”
“Look I get it your funnier than me but don’t rub it in”
“Thanks I guess?”
“Do you want a fight I’m funnier than you and better at everything”

“Kieran’s fat”

by YBPYT July 23, 2019

Pretard

1) Often used when referring to a preteen retard.
2) Retarded in the future sense.

1) "Hank, I caught our son fucking the cat, he's most definitively a Pretard."
2) "We've done some tests and your soon-to-be born daughter is a pretarded. Condolences."

by Kong Nicolai auf Hai. March 18, 2004

Pretard

someones state before they say/do something retarded.

"Im about to do something really retarded."

"I guess that would make you a pretard then."

by jennjennjennjenn December 24, 2008

Porchtard

Skinny white trash idiots on a porch drinking alcholic beverages and smoking cigarettes while being stupid.

Look those porchtards. What losers!

by remlap1013 September 20, 2015

Poketard

Anyone wasting money on Pokemon cards games and other Pokemon crap

I can't believe that poketard is buying all of that crap.

by Mr Kitty 420 September 30, 2020

Pretard

When you can tell someone is retarded even before hearing them speak.

"That Pat bitch sure is pretarded"

by Ryan1998191 August 5, 2008

pretard

(pronunciation-rhymes with retard)Someone who, while not actually retarded, is very, very stupid; he/she may be on the cusp of retardedness.

You: So, what do you think of Sarah Palin?

Me: I think she's a fucking pretard.

by ricky retardo, esq. April 11, 2010