driving the porcelain bus

When you've had too much to drink, and you wind up with two hands on the opened toilet in a kneeling position puking your guts out.

Man am I exhausted! I drank too much and was driving the porcelian bus all night!

by Ralph, the bus driver January 3, 2004

*Priceless*

A joke that can have different meanings to it.

Fubu shirt - $50
Roca Wear sweatshirt - $80
Sean John hat - $30
Du-Rag - $5

Realizing you're white... - *Priceless*

by GAME50 November 3, 2005

Neuro-net processor

A processing CPU in the Terminator that allows it to learn from its surroundings, usually learning quite a bit it can eventually take on human characteristics.

Arnold-"My CPU is a neuro-net processor a learning computer"

by Jonathan C July 16, 2008

porcelain goddess

Referring to the toilet, especially when highly intoxicated and on the verge of vomitting.

Dude 1: Dude, last night was crazy. What happened?
Dude 2: You were so drunk, you were pretty much worshipping the porcelain goddess the entire time, dude.

by Eduardo III July 4, 2005

Priceless

1. Anything or anyone that you cannot put a price on.
2. Something or someone that makes you feel like you are on top of the world.
3. Amazing and free.

1. My children are priceless.
2. I give all my extra time and money to those in need, the feeling I get from seeing thier appreciation is priceless.
3. There is nothing more priceless than feeling amazing and not having to pay a penny.

by ToeKneeRay April 23, 2008

The Process

Term describing the current state of the Philadelphia 76ers organization. Tanking to acquire assets to eventually rise from the douldroms of the NBA. Also the nickname for Philadelphia center Joel Embiid.

"Trust The Process!"

"When we win the 2020 NBA Finals, you'll thank The Process!"

"Sam Hinkie sacrificed himself for The Process."

by Cheesesteakaholic March 25, 2017

processing

Conversation(s) in which a couple, generally lesbians, overthink, overanalyze and overdiscuss their relationship until they drive each other mad. Usually framed in extremely evasive and passive-aggressive terms.

p 1: "Honey, how do you feel about processing? I noticed that you keep finishing the Rice Krispies even though you know they're my favorite cereal. I know how much you love me but it only concerns me because you've been spending so much time with the rugby captain lately. It's okay if you have a little crush on someone else, you can tell me, I know this happens in relationships. I just need my Rice Krispies. Is it because I said I didn't want a cat?"
p 2: Aaaaaaaaah!

by mintyfish June 17, 2008