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Premium Pussy

The finest and tighest pussy you find in all the land. Pussy so fine and extravaggant that it can never get loose no matter how many times it is fucked and is virtually immune to STD´s
´´Man, I found the the most Premium Pussy you can ever find man! It never got loose!´
by Obadiah McJizz December 26, 2008
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Youtube Premium

Something completely useless
Go get an ad-blocker for free
dont waste your money on Youtube Premium
by ShittyShit13 June 9, 2020
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President Madagascar

On an online game called Pandemic 2 where the goal is to infect and kill the entire human race, Madagascar is notorious for very quickly closing it's only point of access, it's port. Members of the Current Events social board of GameFAQs quickly made this a fad making a stickfigure called "President Madagascar" that closes the ports every single time any symptoms of any disease are shown.
Guy: President Madagascar, a man in Brazil is coughing!
President Madagascar: *eyes turn bloodshot* CLOSE. DOWN. EVERYTHING.
by ChrisDaLunatic September 30, 2008
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dead president

money, cash, $$$$
by white_rappa December 30, 2003
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presidential election 2004

a) the day we americans re-elected the asshole that killed off so many Iraqis and even our own soldiers

b) the day we americans re-elected the asshole who put us in the deepest national debt since the Great Depression

c) the day we americans re-elected the asshole who wants to merge church and state and is against 2 guys kissing but not 20 terrorists fucking up our nation

d) the day we americans did not elect the other idiot (kerry) who probably would have done just as bad a job but at least he wasn't a fucking right-winger

e) the day i almost shot myself, america is so stupid
i can't believe that all you fuckers listened to the goddamn ads that said to "VOTE BUSH: presidential election 2004". America's fucked. So next time, can we please elect billie joe armstrong? who has been running ever since 2000?
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premium snapchat

Snapchat users whom charge a fee for sex services via the app.
"Hey buy my premium snapchat and I'll show you my titties."
by Stealyoface December 1, 2018
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2004 Presidential Election

The time when the American public must decide who they want to fuck up their country for the next 4 years.
Flip a quarter and vote accordingly...
by Godfather August 7, 2004
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