potato

To fuck, where the man's balls are banging off the recipients arse.
by Bear January 23, 2003
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A female who breaks up with/cheats on/does not appreciate a nice guy.
Also known as: a bitch.
"Kim from the show Scrubs is such a controlling potato."
by Mel Cupcake March 03, 2008
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An annoying young girl who tries to hard to be different, popular, and pretty. She is always trying to get people to talk to her whether this is through myspace, aim, or text message. She is, the pure essence of what gets on your nerves.
Susan: Hey, you want to go hang out with Haley!?
Tiffany: No, shes a potato, all she does is edit photos on her computer.
by blehda July 11, 2008
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Another word for Bitch ass nigga, usually used in public places such as school and stores when you get fed up with ones shit
person 1: Brah .. this teacher is such a potato... moving me away from my niggas and shit
person 2: ikr

Person 1: That sweater looks awful on you
person 2: OML you potato!
by Alex_the_unicorn May 12, 2014
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iohasdfacklnsh
potato is potato
by douger66 May 13, 2014
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Gods holy toe-nail clippings left on earth for us to praise and to elect to president.
Potato is love, Potato is life
by glazed_donuts December 15, 2014
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john is such a potato
by bvb is life February 16, 2015
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