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'never dare to say anything bad about a potato'
potato by anonymous March 16, 2022
In first-person shooter video games, a potato is a person, normally a "noob", who gets on your team and has absolutely no skill at playing the game. Therefore, they get taken down very quickly when the match starts. A potato is only useful for those brief moments when they are being relentlessly gunned down by the enemy by providing a distraction so that the more skilled players on the team can counterattack or sneak up behind the enemy. A potato is useless in any other scenario that requires not dying and they will likely drag the rest of a player's team down with them when they beg for a revive. This potato revive scenario is also a countertactic used by highly skilled and experienced competitors who will camp out to shoot at anyone who comes near the downed potato. A potato's treachery, while unintentional, knows no bounds.
Player 1: "Hey don't revive BigfootsMilf69, he will only get you killed alongside him!"
Player 2: "Yeah, what a potato!"
potato by Zombie Assassin July 6, 2022
A slang term used when referring to a person who is mentally retarded. Also used when a normal person acts retarded.
"Dude, look at that potato running down the hall." or " You are acting like such a potato today!"
Potato by SweetDysentery October 17, 2013
Any girls who used social media for personal gain or to feel popular. Usually gets lots of likes, favorites, and retweets, but is secretly resented. Also fishes for compliments.
Jeez, Instagram is Potato Central tonight.
Potato by Fresh Baller September 5, 2013
The thing that replace my brain.... and it works perfect!
Noob:Got Milk?
Me: POTATO!!!!!
Potato by Anusson Weener January 15, 2013
a starchy plant tuber that is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten as a vegetable
potato by Rob stallion December 18, 2015