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pilingon

(from the Philippines)

When someone thinks they're nice, pretty/handsome, etc. or when they're flexing about something, but in reality they're mean, ugly, bad, etc.
Person 1: "Everyone wants me and they're jealous of me!"

Person 2: "PILINGON!!!!"
by anonymous November 13, 2023
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Poolingual

Roger "I always drive my Ferrari around Silverstone"
Dave "Stop talking poolingual"
by anonymous May 21, 2024
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Pooling

Verb. - Being a smug, bald, little man intentionally arguing in bad faith or playing dumb.
"I wear a beanie to cover my baldness" - Tim Pool
"I'm drowning in the pool" - Someone getting mad when Tim is pooling all over the place
by Captain Bucket April 11, 2025
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pooling

1. (verb) To scroll so long your brain seems to leak out through your ears and lay in a damp pool around you.

2. (noun) pooler

Tone is usually self-depricating or mildly derogatory.
1. Guys I'm pooling right now.
1. He's been pooling for hours...one of us should say something, right?
1. Stop pooling you need to lock-in!

2. He's actually such a pooler.
by Squid_girl2 June 3, 2025
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Pooling

1. (Verb) Scrolling on a device so frequently and persistently that you seem almost like a zombie and a mushy pool of your brain may as well have formed around your head

2. (Noun) Someone who pools
1. Oh they're pooling so much today
1. I definitely pooled yesterday

2. I am such a pooler
2. She's definitely going to be a pooler
by AtlasKiwi June 3, 2025
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pooling out

1. Freaking out but way lower energy, slowly descending into madness.

2. When it's really hot and you're melting.
Katia: What's wrong, man??
Sas: I'm pooling out
by karton a June 28, 2025
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pooling out

1. Freaking out but with way less energy, slowly descending into madness.

2. When it's really hot and you're melting.
Katia: What's wrong, man?
Sas: I'm pooling out
by karton a June 28, 2025
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