pilingon

(from the Philippines)

When someone thinks they're nice, pretty/handsome, etc. or when they're flexing about something, but in reality they're mean, ugly, bad, etc.

Person 1: "Everyone wants me and they're jealous of me!"

Person 2: "PILINGON!!!!"

by anonymous November 13, 2023

Poolingual

Is a person who is fluent in talking shit

Roger "I always drive my Ferrari around Silverstone"
Dave "Stop talking poolingual"

by anonymous May 21, 2024

Pooling

Verb. - Being a smug, bald, little man intentionally arguing in bad faith or playing dumb.

"I wear a beanie to cover my baldness" - Tim Pool
"I'm drowning in the pool" - Someone getting mad when Tim is pooling all over the place

by Captain Bucket April 11, 2025

pooling

1. (verb) To scroll so long your brain seems to leak out through your ears and lay in a damp pool around you.

2. (noun) pooler

Tone is usually self-depricating or mildly derogatory.

1. Guys I'm pooling right now.
1. He's been pooling for hours...one of us should say something, right?
1. Stop pooling you need to lock-in!

2. He's actually such a pooler.

by Squid_girl2 June 3, 2025

Pooling

1. (Verb) Scrolling on a device so frequently and persistently that you seem almost like a zombie and a mushy pool of your brain may as well have formed around your head

2. (Noun) Someone who pools

1. Oh they're pooling so much today
1. I definitely pooled yesterday

2. I am such a pooler
2. She's definitely going to be a pooler

by AtlasKiwi June 3, 2025

pooling out

1. Freaking out but way lower energy, slowly descending into madness.

2. When it's really hot and you're melting.

Katia: What's wrong, man??
Sas: I'm pooling out

by karton a June 28, 2025

pooling out

1. Freaking out but with way less energy, slowly descending into madness.

2. When it's really hot and you're melting.

Katia: What's wrong, man?
Sas: I'm pooling out

by karton a June 28, 2025