A person who proves himself so useful in the quick rendering of "informasean", "definiseans", "direcseans", and mathematical "calculaseans" that people wish they could carry around a pocket-sized version of him for day-to-day use.
-"Hey Pocketsean, how long till graduasean?"
-"Well, we're in New York at GMT-4 because of Daylight Savings, and it's March 16 13:38 military time, and we'll be graduating in Texas at GMT-5 at 19:00 on May 16, so that puts us 61 days, 6 hours and 21+ minutes out from the ceremony."
-"Well, we're in New York at GMT-4 because of Daylight Savings, and it's March 16 13:38 military time, and we'll be graduating in Texas at GMT-5 at 19:00 on May 16, so that puts us 61 days, 6 hours and 21+ minutes out from the ceremony."
by Fetalboy March 16, 2009
Get the Pocketsean mug.The terminology used when a nigga is going broke. When the nigga reaches empty he has no choice but to head home until his tank is refilled.
That nigga should haven't been ballin out at all dem clubs last night, now his pockets on gas light and he doesn't even have a quarter tank left to get home.
by ogdajuiceman January 15, 2011
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(n) The state of having way too much stuff in your pockets, and the weighed-down and oppressive feeling accompanying such a state. Refers particularly to the combination of jean front pockets and large blunt items, such that it feels like you are literally walking around with raw potatoes in your pockets.
God, it feels so good to get rid of this shit I've been carrying around all day. Wadded up receipts...wallet...cell phone...keys...coins...napkins...lint...a sharpie...a chapstick...a pack of lifesavers...man, that was some serious potato pockets.
by jk_actually February 27, 2011
Get the potato pockets mug.Fat pockets are essentially "pockets of fat" that can be found almost anywhere on the body. They are commonly called lovehandles, double chins, thunderthighs, and kankles. These "pockets" are basically large and noticeable groupings of fat. They are embarrassing and WILL attract negative attention.
1)"Eww... check out those fat pockets hanging out of Catie's enormity... she should put on a damn sweater."
2)"Jesusgod, Taylor, my eyes! Them fat pockets of yours are fucking nasty!"
2)"Jesusgod, Taylor, my eyes! Them fat pockets of yours are fucking nasty!"
by Fatman-Ugly Person May 23, 2007
Get the fat pockets mug.Yo I got them pockets on Monique, I just got paid yesterday.
"Back from hell, cell 23. Tell the warden kiss my ass,
Pockets on Monique" -Lil Wayne
"Back from hell, cell 23. Tell the warden kiss my ass,
Pockets on Monique" -Lil Wayne
by drum2beats March 14, 2011
Get the Pockets on Monique mug.Aa microwaveable meal of cheese and meat wrapped up in a flaky crust that was first introduced in 1983. Hot pockets became famous for their "crisping sleve" which allowed the pocket crust to become crispy in the microwave, and for their repetitive advertising jingle consisting of just the words "Hot Pocket".
Interest in Hot Pockets had a revival of sorts with a comedy routine where Jim Gaffigan talks about his love-hate relationship with this less-than-healthy food product.
Interest in Hot Pockets had a revival of sorts with a comedy routine where Jim Gaffigan talks about his love-hate relationship with this less-than-healthy food product.
What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, "Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, dunk it in a toilet."
by Sybarite June 28, 2006
Get the hot pockets mug.(n) A game played by younger generations. The game is called “pockets”. The rules are simple. If you see someone with their both hands in their pockets, you punch them in the chest.
by D. Ward May 5, 2010
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