Plongle

An annoying person, said when the annoying thing is done

John: *drops his coffee on your lap*
You: Ergg John your such a plongle!

by Megnut May 11, 2014

plooba

Another way of saying "Oh Crap!"

You take a history test and you get an F, instead of saying "Crap" you would say "Plooba".

by Zackadrack February 25, 2014

plond

Similar to a plake, a plond is to big to be a pond and too small to be a lake.

"What a lovely plond. I like looking at the fish."

by Ploe lo jo mcfofo July 18, 2017

Ploo

The splash of toilet water that comes up to hit your anus after you drop a very large peice of shit

"Dude! I felt a collossal ploo this morning."
"Ew. That's disgusting man"
"I know! There was no TP and my ass is still wet"

by PlooLover January 17, 2017

plonk

A word used on message boards as a response to some turd, to let them know you've just put them on ignore.

Tom: I hope everyone had a good day today.

Turd: Duh, it's night here.

Tom: *plonk*

by Tom Joe December 27, 2006

Plonker

A stupid person

Grace!!! You absolute plonker

by Sugaronastick December 16, 2019

Plood

Plastic wood; fake wood

Why do GM interiors use copious amounts of plood?

by Ihavetheanswers July 2, 2012