Phuck

One day my f key jammed and I couldn't write anything with the letter f. I solved it by the following post.

Uck the letter that is next to letter d on my keyboard is busted. Its ucked! But don't worry ive worked out a way around this and its phucking good!

Now most of my friends use it. I find its kind of a ladies way of swearing online!

Phuck that!

Im a lady I don't phucking swear.

Phuck

by Nat-Nat22 May 22, 2014

Phucken

See Pandemicia Web Phourms.

Shit! I broke the phucken komputer again!

by Deathboy Chowderhead February 9, 2003

phucktarded

Something so extremely undescribable that there are no other words.

Ny best friend is seriously phucktarded.

People that think men with long hair are hot are seriously phucktarded.

That man who lives in a box on Grand Street that eats his own scabs and rapes squirrels and your mom; is extremely phucktarded.

All of the above examples are extremely phucktarded

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

phuckured

An informal greeting highly appreciated by adults. Made up by hip person during a church conference. See also yo hello

Whatsup phuckered?

by Calypso May 10, 2004

Phuchy

A terrible disaster or annoyance.

"This traffic is awful! It's a traffic phuchy!"

by ahczysz July 30, 2009

phulah

an incredibly rich and popular asian (usually sikh), who has an addiction to cashew nuts and has aspirations of broadway. Also overly friendly towards men, but with severe guilt issues.

Check that guy munching on all those cashews, hes such a phulah!

Lewis is acting like such a phulah, he just bought 40 drinks at the bar!

by mathers17 November 17, 2009

Phucopolipse

When a boyfriend begins by having a serious conversation with his girlfriend about an issue and the girlfriend thinks he's joking. Then, when the boyfriend gets bored of the conversation and just starts fucking with his girlfriend, she takes it seriously and gets defensive.

Dani: Josh caused such a phucopolipse tonight!

by JoshT1994 December 4, 2010