phallusphobia

an extremely ridiculous, but sadly real, fear of male genitalia.

Cat suffers from phallusphobia.

by Miiss Cat September 30, 2006

Phallusize

1. verb. To fantasize about phalluses.

2. verb. To be reminded of a phallus by an inanimate object.

Despite trying to think about Jesus, Monica usually spent 90% of her time in church phallusizing.

I couldn't help but phallusize the majestically tall, mushroom-domed mosque.

by txredhead March 29, 2011

Sunk Cost Phallusy

To follow through on an endeavour like a giant, flaccid, wart-riddled penis despite the already-invested time and cost outweighing the benefits.

Hey Ken, shouldn’t you stop shorting GME by now? You’re clearly a victim of sunk cost phallusy

by ApeGoNuts4GME October 7, 2021

Phallusaurus Sex

An extremly verile character whose sexual prowess is second to none. Usually possesses a brontosaurus-like phallus which is used to spread his seed. Commonly known as a Mr. Brown.

"Oh you are quite the Phallusaurus Sex. You sexual prowess in invigorating. You should plant your seed in my loins. We shall spawn."

by Chad Davis May 17, 2006

Soft Phallus

A term used to define any anti-erection enduced by any drug. i.e. Anti-Depressant drugs, Cocaine, and Alki-hol.

Big J' sooo' did you have a Soft Phallus after sorting 4 lines of llello?

by Javo, J', Baro May 9, 2003

Logical Phallusy

Being a dick when you're justified in being a dick.

1: Dude did you see John punch that guy in the throat?
2: Yeah, but he had it coming, he dissed John's mom.
1: Hmm, that's true. I guess John committed a logical phallusy.

by Zhaadsquad August 6, 2014

Phallus

The reproductive organ of males. They are probably rather ugly.

Phallic- a sign of masculinity.

"Unzip, boys! Its inspection time!"

by Astrakhan April 5, 2003