0 Percent

A phrase used by fuck boys typically named Jon, who may also go by Jono or Jonny.

Person one: I bet you banged that sloot last night.
Jon: Oh no man 0 percent, 0 percent.

by Dillweedman420 June 12, 2016

Movie Pervert

Someone who loves movies that fuck with the mind.

The movies he likes fuck with my mind! He's such a movie pervert.

by Mr.Foxx August 9, 2016

slugging percentage

1. A measure of determining sexual scoring prowess calculated by dividing total bases(1B=kissing, 2B=touching, 3B=oral, 4B=Sex) by the number of dated partners.

2. In baseball, a statistic to gauge power by dividing total bases by at bats.

After five dates and only one boob touch, John finished the 2010 dating season with a paltry .200 slugging percentage. However, he slugged a whopping .886 in for his company softball team.

by kris takahashi April 16, 2010

pervert row

The front row of chairs right on the stage at a strip club.

Hey, if you're not going to tip, get off of Pervert Row.

by Ben Lookin September 14, 2008

top percentage rattata

1. Youngster Joey's low level (like REALLY low level) Rattata which is defined as, "Top Percentage" until you beat the shit out of it with your Level 5 Cyndaquil

“Remember my super cool Rattata? My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It’s like my Rattata is the top percentage rattata"

by Coolcat858 November 26, 2014

Penis Pervert

Someone that is constantly looking for penis.

Jamal: Dam B, I need me a bitch right now...

Tyreeq: What kinda bitch doe?

Jamal: I need me a penis pervert.

by Jim Proactive April 8, 2019

Closet Pervert

This term has its origins in Japan, where Japanese perverts share a common addiction: They love dirty school girl's panties.

NOT, and I repeat NOT the same thing as a gay man who hasn't left the closet yet.

Closet pervert is a term generally used to describe creepy men who seem as though they're hiding a nasty (very nasty) fetish from the world.

Fujiki: That man is creepy.
Sarah: He must be a closet pervert.

by vivaci January 19, 2010