by Vegas_Cabbie August 6, 2008
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A philosophical attitude associated with the existential approach that human suffrage is paramount to the human experience. The perthudasisologibitripitarian is the mascot for those in the pursuit of goals that, though readily obtainable, somehow flitter away before achieving. Generally due to external forces and/or random variables unnoticeable to the intended benefactor before or during said pursuit. It is also notable that these goals, though rarely meet, are generally quite humble by nature and relatively insignificant when compared to other human endeavors so gallantly achieved by non-perthudasisologibitripitarian’s. Example of the latter would be: making it to the store and back without incident with police, muggers, vampires, Dunn & Bradstreet employees, pockets with holes, scammer’s, fueless vehicles, annoying relatives, frequently fretted free-loaders, etc. Though bruised and scarred from their relentless activity in a hostile and indifferent universe, the perthudasisologibitripitarian is resilient by nature and optimistic by choice.
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A philosophical attitude associated with the existential approach that human suffrage is paramount to the human experience. The perthudasisologibitripitarian is the mascot for those in the pursuit of goals that, though readily obtainable, somehow flitter away before achieving. Generally due to external forces and/or random variables unnoticeable to the intended benefactor before or during said pursuit. It is also notable that these goals, though rarely meet, are generally quite humble by nature and relatively insignificant when compared to other human endeavors so gallantly achieved by non-perthudasisologibitripitarian’s. Example of the latter would be: making it to the store and back without incident with police, muggers, vampires, Dunn & Bradstreet employees, pockets with holes, scammer’s, fueless vehicles, annoying relatives, frequently fretted free-loaders, etc. Though bruised and scarred from their relentless activity in a hostile and indifferent universe, the perthudasisologibitripitarian is resilient by nature and optimistic by choice.
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The perthudasisologibitripitarian was dismayed to learn that the ‘spare change’ she shared with the Broadway Extension Beggar also included her house keys and the 1876 silver dollar recently discovered while shoveling rancid sediment from her lovers lavish latrine.
per’ - L. meaning thoroughly, utterly.
‘thud’ - Eng. The sound of ones head hitting walls, wooden planks or any object with little or no recoil.
‘sis’ - Greek. a state of being, condition
‘ology’ - Ger. A branch of knowledge
‘bi’ - if at first you don’t succeed, try it again.
‘tri’ - o.k., fine. one more time… with great exuberance!
‘pi’ - 3.141592.….. Phuck-it! I’m hammering away until ....
'arian' - advocate of a doctrine or discipline
per’ - L. meaning thoroughly, utterly.
‘thud’ - Eng. The sound of ones head hitting walls, wooden planks or any object with little or no recoil.
‘sis’ - Greek. a state of being, condition
‘ology’ - Ger. A branch of knowledge
‘bi’ - if at first you don’t succeed, try it again.
‘tri’ - o.k., fine. one more time… with great exuberance!
‘pi’ - 3.141592.….. Phuck-it! I’m hammering away until ....
'arian' - advocate of a doctrine or discipline
by Gillypud Daffodil June 28, 2010
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An affliction of the stomach normally caused by the eating of dodgy kebabs and the like, causing simultaneous sickness and diarrhea.
The location of projectiles from the human body mirroring the locations of aforementioned towns on a UK map.
The location of projectiles from the human body mirroring the locations of aforementioned towns on a UK map.
Erik "What was wrong with you yesterday"
Norman "I had a dodgy takeaway on Sunday which din't half give me some jip the following morning"
Erik "oh Aye, how bad was it"
Norman "It wasn't good, it was Perth and Portsmouth"
Norman "I had a dodgy takeaway on Sunday which din't half give me some jip the following morning"
Erik "oh Aye, how bad was it"
Norman "It wasn't good, it was Perth and Portsmouth"
by RsRik April 19, 2011
Get the Perth and Portsmouth mug.Pertz. A man with a mane. A wild stallion running free with hair cascading in a buoyant and electric fashion.
A Pertz may be featured in a Pertz Plus commercial due to the nature of it's hair being so naturally phenomenal. Men want to be Pertz, women want to be with Pertz.
*Antonym: Bookman
A Pertz may be featured in a Pertz Plus commercial due to the nature of it's hair being so naturally phenomenal. Men want to be Pertz, women want to be with Pertz.
*Antonym: Bookman
"Wow - just look at that Pertz run! He looks like Anthony Kiedis running in 'Under the Bridge'."
"Hey, have you seen chariots of fire? That movie reminds me of Pertz."
Man to wife: "Honey, now that I'm older and I'm starting to lose my hair, I wonder if I should get a hair transplant to look like Pertz".
Wife to man: "Babe, if you get hair like Pertz, I can finally stop sleeping with him behind your back and I'll finally love you for you."
"Hey, have you seen chariots of fire? That movie reminds me of Pertz."
Man to wife: "Honey, now that I'm older and I'm starting to lose my hair, I wonder if I should get a hair transplant to look like Pertz".
Wife to man: "Babe, if you get hair like Pertz, I can finally stop sleeping with him behind your back and I'll finally love you for you."
by RobbyB. October 14, 2019
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Perrtu Kivalaasko is an amzing cellist.
Perrtu Kivalaasko is the sex.
Perttu Kivalaasko lives in my bedroom and sometimes in Helsinki.
Perrtu Kivalaasko is the sex.
Perttu Kivalaasko lives in my bedroom and sometimes in Helsinki.
by AmCk April 28, 2008
Get the Perttu Kivalaasko mug.We let that dumbass, Darin, drive and we ended up at the corner of bumfuck and you got a perty mouth
by HurricaneAndrew June 12, 2008
Get the corner of bumfuck and you got a perty mouth mug.A place in Australia where good bands avoid going to to perform...for some apparent reason which I don't know about.
Random 1: Hey, do you know if Panic! At the Disco are coming to Perth?
Random 1's friend:Probably not; it's Perth for god sake!
Random 1's friend:Probably not; it's Perth for god sake!
by Rainbow Donut Killer October 2, 2012
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