Petunia

A great Flamingo Goddess who works part time as a priest for demonic ceremonies. She lives in a well. She has a servant named Gareth.

Who was the priest at your funeral

Oh, it was Petunia

by MuffinHaver March 14, 2021

totally pecans

The appropriate response when somebody says: "You're nuts!" or "That's nuts"

Branden: You're nuts
Will: Totally pecans

by yowas December 18, 2008

Pecan Sandie

A variation of the Pecan. Before penetrating the vagina with one testicle, the girl shits on the ballsack. Soon after, the male thrusts one shitty ball into his companions awaiting hole.

She just asked for a Pecan, but since she just had eaten at Krystal, and it soon evolved into a Pecan Sandie.

by Luke and Kendall August 18, 2006

Petunia

The name of Little Pete's left forearm tattoo from the television series "The Adventures of Pete & Pete," depicting a woman in a red dress. Is frequently made to "dance" by Little Pete.

Dance, Petunia, dance!

by John January 19, 2009

Sweat Pecans

When your testes are sweaty and your girlfriend (or any other girl for that matter) sucks on them while giving you head.

Ken: How was Tracy last night?
Lake: She went down on me then sucked on my sweat pecans. Best blow job I have ever had.
Ken: Nice!! I'm going to try to get my girl to do that tonight.

by JKDBLV July 13, 2010

pecan sandy

A type of cookie that is favoured by Roger from TV series American Dad!

Roger: Pretty sure I asked for a pecan sandy...

by Joe Wasner April 4, 2008

making pecan pie

1. Female masturbation, due to the resemblance of the female genitalia to pecans and to the sweetness of the pie.

2. Two females having sex

3. A female getting a hand job/being eaten out

1. After Bill left me, I've been making pecan pies.

2. Did you hear that those two hotties made pecan pie last night?

3. Joel made me the best pecan pie ever last night.

by synchrohobbit November 20, 2006