Pavement

The death place of people who talk shit and end up dead.

yo that suckas down on the pavement.

by steve July 11, 2004

Pavement Pizza

The unfortunate result of a suicidal person leaping from a very high building or tower and hitting the sidewalk or road.

If he jumps, he's going to be pavement pizza.

by darkguardian1314 January 23, 2011

Pavement

A hard substance used to make a paved surface (such as a road), or the paved surface its self. Types of pavement include: concrete, asphalt, cobblestones or bricks. Also used by the British as a synonym for sidewalk.

I used to live on a dirt road out in the country, but the road crew came by and put some pavement down. Now my car isn't so dirty.

by discontinuuity August 14, 2008

chasing pavements

The act of contracting the bowel muscles trying to defecate during anal sex, the partner withdrawing a few times allowing partial defecation and ejaculating while performing fellatio tasting your own shit.

They were chasing pavements shifting roles all night, look how the bed sheets are stained with sperm and feces.

by slickidiot November 13, 2011

Pavement Snake

A huge shit laid across the pavement.

Holy shit that dog laid a pavement snake

by vinnoi March 27, 2008

chasing pavements

The act of twirling one's finger around in another person's pubic hair in a circular motion, causing the pubic hair to be knotted tightly around the index finger.

Jenny spent the night chasing pavements with Ronny until the sun came up.

by Theonewithoutaname October 10, 2013

pavement jam

the act of being smeared across the pavement after a mishap on a personal transportaion device, such as bike skate board or roller blades (could also be use for the sport of free running)

i was proper sending it when i screwed up and found my self to be becoming pavement jam

by Tim bike rider February 9, 2009