bald parrot

When you are at the movies (on a date or with friends) and there is an irritating asshole in front of you, making noise or talking, you pull your ball sack out, rest it on his shoulder, and you shout "BAKAW" (bird noise, works for better effect if you make a parrot noise, whatever that may be).

This non-gentleman at the movies last weekend kept sneezing. My girlfrind and I could not hear our movie so we got pissed. I decided to take things into my own hands, bald parrot time, to shut this fucker up once and for all. I pulled my shaved nut sack out, gently sat it on his shoulder, a screamed BAKAW!!! He got the point that he was being a noisy asshole, and he left. Problem solved.

by badossnotbadass August 1, 2008

Crotch Parrot

The act of invading somebody's personal space by resting your crotch on that persons shoulder, much like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder. Mostly found on overcrowded commuter trains, but has been known to happen in an office environment.

I hate rush hour, it's not even 9am and some suit has already tried to give me the Crotch Parrot.

by AMooseinBrighton December 4, 2013

rusty parrot

The condition of making sweet love to a woman who is on her period. When you finish, lovingly drape your cock on her shoulder, allowing her to bask in the sing of the Rusty Parrot.

Yeah dude, she definitely got some Captain in her, she rocked that Rusty Parrot like she was piloting the Black Pearl.

by Enderwaves April 13, 2015

expecto patron

A charm that calls into existence a shot of tequila. This gets much harder to do correctly if one tries to do it 3 or 4 times in a row, with the exception of very high-tolerance casters. It should be noted that Dumbledore could cast the charm wordlessly.

"Expecto Patron!" he cried; a deep, golden light leapt from the tip of his wand and materialized into a shot of Alquimia Reserva de Don Adolfo Extra Añejo Tequila on the bar.

by Tobadef January 15, 2016

MY PARROT FUCKED YA WIFE

BEST BAND EVER

"MY PARROT FUCKED YA WIFE IS THE BEST BAND EVER BRO!"

by MCCHUGGA February 24, 2021

Google-parrot

A person without an original thought who gets all their ideas directly from the internet or TV. They will often change positions 180 degrees without blinking an eye, just because they saw something new on their Screens.

Me talking to someone who fully supported vax mandates (Your body, our choice) last week ranting and raving about abortion rights (My body, my choice) this week: "You do realize that's exactly the opposite of what you were saying last week, don't you? Are you a Google-parrot, or what?"

by Prod Igalson June 26, 2022

Beg pardon?

A question asked with attitude and a squinty-eyed look to someone who has just offended you even though you understood perfectly well what was said. The threat of an ass-whoopin' against the offender usually follows.

Dude: "Dude, rap music sux!"

Homeboy: "Beg pardon?!"

Dude: "You heard me."

Homeboy: "Hold my keys, y'all, I'm 'bout to whoop this bitch's ass!"

by dookeyboy November 22, 2010