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Self-partnered

Word coined by Emma Watson. Used as a version of single that refers to when you’re empowered and in a good place on your own.
“I am 30, I live alone, I have a great job, and unmarried: I am SELF-PARTNERED”
by buzzyfish November 5, 2019
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sarah jessica parker

An actress who has the most annoying scream in the world, and a head that is shaped like a foot.
Brian: The FCC are censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant.
Peter: What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.
by Cazz February 6, 2006
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Sam Parker

THE SCUM THAT CLOGS YOUR SKIN. A pathological liar, cheater, bottom tier human being who will sexually harass you and try to fuck you, your best friend and his cousin bc that’s the sad excuse of a good little mormon boy that he is. A true racist pig who only dreams of getting ahead in life. DO NOT TRUST
“Wow, he’s a real Sam Parker.”
by MormonAnnihilator November 9, 2019
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My Gym Partner's A Monkey

The most boring excuse for a show that the new producers at Cartoon Network could make out of their small brains. Kid at an animal school, WHO GIVES A DAMN! O, Cartoon Network, where hast thou placeth Dexter's Lab?
Me: *after hearing My Gym Partner's A Monkey intro song for 19th time* ARGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts August 10, 2006
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Peter Parker Syndrome

An abnormality that affects nice good looking smart guys that prevents them from ever getting the girl or anything they feel that they deserve. They tend to help others but than the universe tends to screw them over for no apparent reason.
James: Hey, what did Sue say when you asked her out?
Sean: She said, "Awww, thats so sweet. I'll let you know"
James: That doesn't sound good at all man. Sounds like you just got friend zoned.
Sean: I figured. I assumed that if I helped her with her studies and brought up her grades she would finally go out with me.
James: Sounds like you have the Peter Parker Syndrome.
by monkeyd3128 March 1, 2012
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parker lewis

To leave a location very abruptly; in a sudden hurry.

Derived from the popular 90's TV show, "Parker Lewis Can't Lose" in which the main character, Parker Lewis, and his group of close friends would sync their watches and speed off to implement one of their fool-hearted plans. The way they would speed off became synonymous to the main character's name.
Hurry and give me the keys...I've got to parker lewis before my wife comes back!
by II Shell July 10, 2007
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partner in grime

A person who is your first choice to do some volunteer community-based cleaning with.
Clare is a top rate Partner in Grime for cleaning the beach with.
by King Crumb & Stains November 9, 2020
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