Parents

The only thing between you and an endless shitload of porn
Your parents could you again man, you will loose your computer
by aaron April 20, 2005
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Most parents are stupid fucks, but the fact is that your future is their future. They are trying to live your life in a way and the best thing you could do in life is make yourself and your parents proud and or satisfied. When you become older your life starts to stabalise more so theres no future to work for, thats when people take kids, so they can help them to get into the world.

The problem is that most parents Ive met are exeggerating it all.. like why the fuck would you take away someones computer if he or she is checking out some porn

but thats standard for people I guess.. so the best thing you could do in that situation is just sit down and talk with them and come to a conclusion, its normally reasonable for both parties. Except of course if your parents are absolutely insane, and then Id get some professional attension since then you got a serious problem

Seriously, kids and parents gotto live together so you must be able to come to some reasoning together

Oh and also, as a kid you get angry for no real reason, just think about that one
"My mommie says your mommie is a bitch"
by xilliah August 23, 2005
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Parent

noun- people that talk too much when you are trying to leave
Can I go now? Gosh! Your being such a parent
by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010
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Parenting

Making sure at all times your kids are successfully beaten.
"I once had magical powers, and I wished that my house was larger and considered cooking the television, later I did parenting."
by David Kline May 14, 2004
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Parenting

A word parents use to describe to their kids so they can manipulate their kids. Usually parents that use this word are control freaks.
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PARENT

a person who has no talent or accomplishments and therefore has children to order around usually and get respect for worthless restrictive ideas.a parent knows some people will respect them for there age and status as a parent even know they are a bufoon and idiot.
sure he shot dave but hes his PARENT!!!!!!!!!!!!
by todd lissner July 15, 2006
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parents

the people stopping you from having a pet
what's that son? you want a pet bird? well, because it has the ability to produce waste and make noise, it is IMPOSSIBLE to take care of in my house
-parents
by fastcow October 11, 2018
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