Creationist Paradox

A situation where people who know next to nothing about Science feel themselves qualified to refute it, often as a means of defending creationism.

Creationist Paradox in action:
Creationist: I only failed science class because it's all wrong!

by Nona Suomy January 12, 2009

paradox-absorbing crumple zones

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

by Bob882 December 20, 2004

Paradis Kebab

when a titan shifter becomes a titan while his penis in inside of you

"god, i want eren to give me a Paradis Kebab

by cringe guy April 14, 2021

Pious Paradox

The level where religious people thinks they are too good and feel like they are above other people to the point where their religiousness backfires in intellect and empathy. In simple terms, FOR SOME PEOPLE, the more you become religious, the less intelligent and empathetic you become.

This paradox is prevalent, especially in Abrahamic religions.

Jamal: You have depression? You must be non-religious and have weak iman.

Here, Jamal illustrates a pious paradox, where he thinks he has never experienced depression because of his "higher level" of faith.

by DOMOQUE October 21, 2020

Loogie Paradox

The Loogie Paradox, also known as the Spit Catch 22, refers to a phenomenon of hocking a loogie in another's mouth and while the other returns the favor.

Guy 1: Bro, I just spit in my girlfriend mouth and she spit back
Guy 2: That sounds a lot like the Loogie Paradox

by Launix4eva September 16, 2021

ParadoXx

A player on MMORPG warcraft, he is very arrogant and egotistical, but usually because he is far better than everyone else around him

RandomPlayer: lulz go on den, we see who betar.

/Paradoxx stands by and watches for a while, before casually walking over and stealing top dps and all the aggro, thus making a mortal enemy of the tank

by hyperbowl99 July 28, 2010

paradise city

(n.) Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home
(oh, won't you please take me home) x2

Just a' urchin livin' under the street
I'm a hard case that's tough to beat
I'm your charity case
So buy me somethin' to eat
I'll pay you at another time
Take it to the end of the line

Ragz to richez or so they say
Ya gotta-keep pushin' for the fortune and fame
It's all a gamble when it's just a game
Ya treat it like a capital crime
Everybody's doin' their time

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh wont you please take me home, yeah

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home

Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber
Why I'm here I can't quite remember
The surgeon general says it's hazardous to breathe
I'd have another cigarette but I can't see
Tell me who you're gonna believe

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home, yeah

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh wont you please take me home, yeah!

So far away
So far away
So far away
So far away

Captain America's been torn apart
Now he's a court jester with a broken heart
He said-
Turn me around and take me back to the start
I must be losin' my mind-
"Are you blind?"
I've seen it all a million times

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home, yeah

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh won't you please take me home

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home, yeah

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh wont you please take me home, home

I wanna go
I wanna go
Oh wont you please take me home
I wanna see
I wanna see
Oh won't you please take me home

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home, yeah

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh, won't you please take me home, yeah

Take me down
Take me down
Oh won't you please take me home
I wanna see
I wanna see
Oh won't you please take me home

I wanna see
I wanna see
Take me home

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home, yeah

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
OH, won't you please take me home, yeah

Take me down
I wanna go
Oh won't you please take me home

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004