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Girlfriend/Boyfriend Paranoia

The type of paranoia when you think that things are connected to your girlfriend/boyfriend. You may think that your girlfriend/boyfriend is standing right next to you, or watching you while you are doing something embarrassing.
Jack: "Dude, i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia, i always think that Samantha is watching me for some reason!"
Daniel: "Damn... that sucks, i remember having that with Katie."

Lauren: "OMG!! THIS IS SOO WEIRD!"
Jessica: "Whats wrong!?"
Lauren: "Ok, this may sound weird, but i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia!
Jessica: "Whats that?"
Lauren: "Its when you think your boyfriend is watching you."
Jessica: "Oh, that must be scary"
by Bbro3 July 25, 2009
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porn paranoia

When u watch porn and then think of all the worst case scenarios after done jacking off,u will think someone seen u or u are scared it popped up on someone's computer
I have porn paranoia
by dick the big dicked duck September 28, 2013
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April Fools paranoia

When someone is so obsessed by April Fools, they don't trust anyone and don't believe in anything on that day.
-Hey man, wanna go see a movie tomorrow?
-Haha, I see what you did there, you almost had me!
-Dude, stop with this April Fools paranoia, I'm serious!
by original nick April 1, 2013
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Pokemon paranoia

The feeling that somehow, at all times, you are being watched and stalked by Pokemon. There is no escape now. No escape from them. I feel them behind me. Above me... Watching... Waiting... Till finally, I lose concentration and they have a chance to get me. They're coming for me. Coming for me.. AAAAAGH OH GOD THEY'RE HERE

OH GOD PLEASE HELP

OH GO- AAAAAAARGH

*gurgle gurgle*

We're coming for you next.
Pokemon paranoia... The scourge of mankind.
by RatherEatRandy July 18, 2016
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Paranoia Activia

The fear of your Activia or fiber one bar kicking in
Dude after lunch, I have the worst case of Paranoia Activia during ballet rehearsal.
by Balletfreak November 15, 2011
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Paranoia

Somewhat common personality disorder. Symptoms include not trusting people, holding grudges with ease, and taking jokes much too seriously.

Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!

Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.
Definition of paranoia-Joel stop being such a paranoid cunt!! Jo has not got your gear!!! :)
by Zton October 9, 2016
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clown paranoia

Fear of clowns and molesters.
Guys who wear makeup, big shoes, and weird clothes. Basically Dee Snider.
OMFG I LOVE COLORING!!!
OMFG CLOWN PARANOIA!!!
by Nicole Armand January 15, 2009
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