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your moms parallel

When's someones mom is so flat, that their chest and ass are parallel
Cade: Hey man, your moms parallel
Gino: Ha, thats funny, cause its true
by thebearrug35 October 6, 2016
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Intuitive Parallel Parking

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.
Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!
by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023
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doggo of the parallel universe

A big pp man who is natural enemies with eva
Look at that dude, he could be the next {doggo of the parallel universe}!
Poggers, that man will be epik.
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" Remember Brian back in high school? When i took my trip up to san fran last month, i actually ran into him; and from what i saw/ heard, now he's Going from Parallel to Perpendicular.

Never thought he'd swing that way, but i guess he does now.
by sfjhsfh June 29, 2009
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parallel poop

When two people purposely choose adjacent stalls in a bathroom so that they may join in a conversation with one another.
When Michael and Vincent went to mexico they took a parallel poop while Catherine cleaned the bathroom sink.
by Adan is a loser January 7, 2015
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Parallel Suckage

Adjective

1. When you and a friend are both having "Sucky" days and are not together to endure the "Suck".

2. Being in the same room or ajacent to another person getting a blow job and climaxing at the same time.
1. Person 1: "I just shit my pants in front of everyone at work"

Person 2: "Same dude! This sucks!"

Person 1: "Looks like another day of parallel suckage!"

Person 2: "Seems like it! Brb need to go change."

2. Person 1: "Yo dude you getting dick sucked?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, this is the best head I've had in years!"

Person 1: "Nice!"
by SilverTortilla December 1, 2018
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Parallel Parkinson’s

A terrible parallel parker or someone with Parkinson’s giving a double handjob.
That hot chick at the party gave my best friend and I the best Parallel Parkinson’s!
by Sundiegan July 17, 2018
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