par to the gnar

What you call the person who is almost as good as, or on par with, the gnarzilla.

Hey Brah, G money wrestled that shark again. Shes par to the gnar!

by geemoney August 31, 2006

par cark

A cool way to say car park

Where is the nearest par cark.
He he

by myles d September 6, 2006

Par-tar

Partially retarded, as in someone who has just enough I.Q. points to not be considered mentally retarded.

I swear, George W. Bush has a 76 I.Q., he's a par-tar.

by Sidewaysusa February 21, 2009

par down

Managementspeak for "no you can't have one".

Employee: can I have another cupboard to store things in my office?

Manager: we are presently seeking to "par down" the amount of storage in this particular area.

by The Gonzo Lecture March 11, 2010

par head

Someone who only gives head so so

Guy 1:How was your new girlfriend last night?
Guy 2:Dude, she's a total par head!
Guy 1:That sucks . . . can I have a shot at her?

by Jose Reynolds September 15, 2007

par for the course

Term asking someone how many sexual partners they've had.

Interchangable with par for the hole

Dude: Hey whats the par for the course babe?
Chick: Six on the fairway, three on the back 9.

Dude: Wtf?

by jesus0f816 December 27, 2009

Par Four

noun - something of minimal importance and not worth any time investment or effort

Hillbilly Bob taunts the oposing beer pong team and misses one of the four cups remaining on the table and then says, "Fuck that par four". Alex buys a drink for a girl, she then takes the drink and walks away and Alex screams, "Fuck that par four".

by Hillbilly Bob October 19, 2008