opticalrecnosis

Is a nerve that runs from you eye ball to your asshole, giving you a shitty out look on life.
pronounced optical-rec-nosis

Man your so negative, you must suffer from opticalrecnosis!

by Donna Cunningham February 1, 2006

optimal

Used when to describe something you are referring to without actually letting the adjective you want to use be known. Means simply, a good thing or a bad thing. Used in many ways. It takes skill.

"Dude, did you see that chicks hair? NOT OPTIMAL." or
"OMG, did you see that hot guy just walk by? OPTIMAL."

1) someone just stepped in dog shit. NOT OPTIMAL
2) i just found the perfect dress. OPTIMAL

by nadaaaaa January 16, 2008

optimal swag

people who have the swagometer all the way up and are just illmatic

josh colin and phil have optimal swag

by swager6 September 2, 2010

optimal nutcracking height

An area of heights at which someone is easiest to perform a crotch shot on. This area is between the heights of 5'8 and 6'2, anyone shorter than this has a crotch too low to get an easy shot on and vice versa. People within this range have to live in constant fear of their testicles being kicked into oblivion.

If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike

by ShuttlePaintRed August 26, 2021

Opticalrectumitis

When you have a shitty outlook on life

Bryan: That bitch is always complaining.
Duane: Sounds like a serious case of Opticalrectumitis

by Cageebee December 21, 2008

Opticalanalitus

Medical condition where optic nerve is hooked to your ass, and you have a shitty outlook on life.

Hey dude quit your bitching & wipe your eyes, your just suffering from Opticalanalitus!

by Bad Outlook December 12, 2013

Pareto Optimal

When two guys work as a team instead of independently to hit on women; thus getting more and far better looking women than they would have apart.

See Wingman or Wingmanning

Working together, Kevin and I talked these two girls who should have been out of our league into joining us for an Eiffel Tower - it was so pareto optimal.

by Ryanatcollege May 16, 2005