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Opstad

Opstad is far, and I mean FAR ahead of all civilization on planet Earth. Measuring how far ahead they are is impossible, but IF we were to measure it, the answer would be in the millions. Unlimited electric power, traveling at lightspeed, time traveling and reality warping are only a fraction of their arsenal of futuristic technology. The GDP per capita in Opstad is located around 2 hyperlatrix ({10, 10 (1) 10, 10} & 10) dollars, that means that Opstad has total GDP of 297 hyperlatrix dollars.
Person 1: Yo, have you ever been to Opstad?
Person 2: Yeah, it's pretty cool there.
by Otto Von Vinterhjelm November 22, 2022
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Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism

An infectious disease which causes the victim to frequently act in an extremely retarded manner, may it be in the form of making whale noises while clapping their hands like a seal, or staring at the ceiling while drooling helplessly and laughing as if possessed.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
* Wailing making whale noises
* Suddenly yelling 'Iowa' in an extremely retarded manner
* Laughing helplessly after making a bad joke or thinking about something remotely dark
* Acting autistic in public
* Making weird noises which include, but are not limited to, 'IOWAAAA', 'HUEEEEE', 'KEKKEKKEK' etc.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about John?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he was fine at the party until he had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism... poor fellow lost it then and there and passed away making whale noises."

Person 1: "I couldn't stop laughing after reading the word 'special assembly' and imagining a bunch of students standing in lines, staring at the sky with their heads crooked, drooling from their mouths and endlessly laughing."
Person 2: "Yeah, well, you had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism. Relatable."
by specialneedsbear June 8, 2018
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Adult Onset Diabetes

More correctly, Type 2 Diabetes. It is a form of Diabetes caused by complex interactions between carbohydrate consumption, insulin resistance, and obesity.
The United States has an epidemic of obesity and Adult Onset Diabetes due to the effects of eating according to the Food Guide Pyramid and % Daily recommended allowance.
by Downstrike June 26, 2004
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opeth

a progresive dark rock band that rule and i love them they rock in every way
opeth rock
by charlie March 21, 2004
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Opeth

Okay, for one Sum41 isn't really punk, they sold out big time, and 2 opeth is better then korn
by vgffffffffffffff June 2, 2003
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opeth

okay, all you fucking white trash and fuckin niggers man, you can just bit me. opeth is a fuckin awesome band, no doubt.

those fukin bands like blink 182 and slipnuts, they arent all that damn good, thay actually ARE REALLY FUCKING ANOYING! SO STFU POSERS!
opeth, bloodbath, katatonia, dark army, in flames.... ALL gods
by THE chester November 14, 2004
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Adult Onset Autism

1. Adjective. When an individual exhibits or develops behaviors in the autism spectrum, at an advanced age. Typically occurring from misdiagnoses or underreported cases. Affects ages 19-50, NEETs, and many a weeaboo.

Symptoms: increase in frequency of dropping Spaghetti and general lack of self awareness at an age where one is supposed to be accustomed to social norms and rules of social engagement.
"Yeah, that guy has Adult Onset Autism or something. He won't shut up about video games at the bar when all these cute girls walk by."
by DuedBraj December 25, 2014
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