Killing one bird with two stones or more

Achieving simple goal with complex solution or old fashioned punishment .

I don't want to do my assignment that is due tomorrow so I will make my teacher leave our school, like killing one bird with two stones or more.

by Mmm4881 May 28, 2022

Killing one bird with two stones or more

Achieving simple goal with complex solution.

I don't want to do my assignment that is due tomorrow so I will make my teacher leave our school. Killing one bird with two stones or more.

by Mmm4881 May 28, 2022

You can’t put one horse in two barns

You can’t have more than one significant other.

-Caleb Smith 2019

“Devin, I know you like both of those girls. I hate to tell you, but you can’t put one horse in two barns!”

by CowboyCaleb May 11, 2019

Three Two One, dick on your head!

a term used to publicly announce when someone has just made an idiotic comment. It usully starts with the countdown "three, two, one," followed by the person franticly pointing at forhead then pointing at person who made the the idiotic comment, then the person announce's "dick on your head" in an aggressive/lighthearted way, depending on how stupid the comment was.
can also be used as a greeting.

person a: I like BLUE!
person B: what?
person C: stupid fool!
person B and Person C: "Three Two One, dick on your head!"

by THE GOAT! June 24, 2011

we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021

Hamo one-two

Accepting blame for someone else's negligent or abusive actions

"I got in trouble for being the only one of my brothers to call my mum on mothers day! Those pricks really gave me the old Hamo one-two!"

by AliceDHunt May 8, 2013

one-two

usually a shardy that you mess with from time to time and are still cool with. originating from toronto slang. can also be referred to as a fling

mandem that’s my one-two relax broski

by webromani June 5, 2022