The Dank-O-Meter

The Dank-O-Meter is a Scale measuring the dankness of a certain amount of Marijuana

Dude... This kuch is at least a 9 out of 10 on The Dank-O-Meter

by dankoholic November 25, 2010

fun-o-meter

the way you rate how much fun you're having with whatever you may doing at that moment

i am having so much fun chillin with my peeps that my fun-o-meter is going ding-ding-ding!!

by Deezee April 3, 2006

give-a-shit-o-meter

When you're not bothered about something

That totally didn't register on my give-a-shit-o-meter

by LondonThis August 22, 2011

Bothered-o-meter

The scale on which you care about a perceived slight or apparent crisis.

In the face of a hysterical friend or family member, inviting them to check your bothered-o-meter is a polite way of assuring them that you're not fazed.

Friend: "So apparently <insert name of a mutual friends partner that you only invited out of politeness> isn't coming to your party. She's telling people that she's ill, but really she just can't be bothered!"

You: "Really? Check my bothered-o-meter.... nope not even registering."

by Purple Koala October 19, 2011

Bae-o-meter

A scale on which you measure which of your bae(s) you love most

You will never be my level on her bae-o-meter

by Chester Killer April 3, 2015

honk-o-meter

The measurement device used by Santino Marella to compare his reign as WWE Intercontinental Champion to the Honky Tonk Man's record reign.

Santino brought out the honk-o-meter and got his ass kicked by Batista

by stevextremo January 16, 2009

mack-o-meter

A mythological instrument used to measure the amount of action (a.k.a. macktion) that once receives

"The mack-o-meter is rising tonight, girls!"

by Leah March 2, 2005