Wet Oats

A nickname for a man with a incredibly large penis, but is very small (5'0) and not very attractive. His stupidity amazes people. Typically called Wet Oats or simply, Oats.

"Wet Oats, your quite the idiot for your 4 inch girth"
Oats, your makin me feel good

by Rick S. Hunter October 27, 2010

Raspberries and oats

During intercourse when the woman is on her period, the man or partner vomits at the sight of menstrual blood. Therefore making the illusion of raspberries and oats.

I felt so bad last night bro, it all ended with raspberries and oats if that tells you anything.

by The jimmy rustler Mach 2 April 27, 2016

oat breath

When she just sucked your dick, and she still has the breath from the cum.

Man,that was great, though I still have oat breath.

by Spasticunicorn November 23, 2016

Bag of Oats

When a sexual partner faces you, wraps their legs around your head where the middle of their crotch meets, and they hang from you while you eat out their anus in a feedbag manner.

Tom: Hey dude you look tired
Hank: Yeah, Izzy let me use her as my Bag of Oats last night.

by guccibird October 6, 2018

Jar oats

The legendary jar of oats only eaten by one specific epic individual who teaches 10th grade geometry.

Oh, your eating jar oats, you can't do that you're unqualified!

by The most Epic gamer October 26, 2018

ellie oats

Porridge

Look at that ellie oats porridge!

by Skimby December 14, 2021

hallin oates

Doing anything at a higher speed than the recommended limit. Very similar to hauling ass, but it is more of an homage to the duo Hall & Oates, in reference to their rapid record fabrication in the 70s.

The pronunciation is derived from saying "Hall and Oates" very quickly, so you say the and as "in," as if you're saying the phrase at a higher speed.

Jack: Damn yo, you just got passed on the right by a semi!
Johnson: I know; that guy's hallin oates.

by Jefbag July 17, 2016